Cancer Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What happens to people who ask Bolo Of Earth about Bolo of Mars or Bolo Of Venus They get strangled with the bolo tie. NT: Ways the local evil cult tries to market human sacrifice as something more attractive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat They get strangled with the bolo tie. NT: Ways the local evil cult tries to market human sacrifice as something more attractive. "Help us in our protractive Euthanasia and spiritual progression program, tonight at 11. Volunteers welcome but not required." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Ways the local evil cult tries to market human sacrifice as something more attractive. "Worried about retirement? Worried about Social Security? Well, have we got a deal for you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Is your Boss a Jerk....... ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why you should always wear your helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat It hides your head ridges so you don't scare folks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why you should always wear your helmet. Safe sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Why you should always wear your helmet. Because if you don't Lone Star will punch you in the face. NT: What Dr. Destroyer does on April 15, tax day, every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Because if you don't Lone Star will punch you in the face. NT: What Dr. Destroyer does on April 15, tax day, every year. He informs the various governments of the world their Tribute is due. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Kills his accounting department Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: What Dr. Destroyer does on April 15' date=' tax day, every year.[/quote'] Goes into a rage and sulks because it's an annual reminder that something else is more feared and hated than he is. NT: Absurd essay questions for Physics 101 exams. Comic book physics with light is especially relevant. Rep if I use one (the exam is Monday). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosshairCollie Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Goes into a rage and sulks because it's an annual reminder that something else is more feared and hated than he is. NT: Absurd essay questions for Physics 101 exams. Comic book physics with light is especially relevant. Rep if I use one (the exam is Monday). Explain the universe. (Use both sides of paper if necessary.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Absurd essay questions for Physics 101 exams. Comic book physics with light is especially relevant. Rep if I use one (the exam is Monday). Silver Surfer leaves Zenn-La traveling on his surf board using the power cosmic. At the same time, Green Lantern is leaving a meeting of the Green Lantern Corp. If both are traveling near the speed of light, which one reaches the earth in time to stop Galactus or Darkseid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Absurd essay questions for Physics 101 exams. Comic book physics with light is especially relevant. Rep if I use one (the exam is Monday). The gravitational constant is assumed to be a necessary value for a stable universe (and therefore life) to exist. Regardless of the fictional world, gravity should operate in a similar manner. Explain, therefore, how female superheroines' boobs seem to defy this law. Please show your work, but not your junk. NT: Things Cancer's students should do to annoy him on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things Cancer's students should do to annoy him on Monday. Sign the test: Joe Quesada Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: Things Cancer's students should do to annoy him on Monday. Draw all diagrams as if they were done by Liefeld. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Turn up dressed as their favourite Leifeld. NT: More things Cancer's students should do to annoy him on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Do a map of iour Universe but have Saturn and Jupiter swap places Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More things Cancer's students should do to annoy him on Monday. Show all their calculations, except that they're done in base eight. (Because base eight is just like base ten, really...if you're missing two fingers.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Sign the test: Joe Quesada Off-topic: That's not annoying. I spend just enough time grading that test to get the F satisfactorily lurid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MilkmanDan Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: More things Cancer's students should do to annoy him on Monday. Get ebola, bubonic plague, or other horrible non-cancer affliction and yell out, "Ha, you didn't get me this time, professor-man!" Then die, in the middle of the classroom. NT: The best way to handle it when a bunch of your students die in the middle of class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The best way to handle it when a bunch of your students die in the middle of class. Keep lecturing. I got a syllabus to cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get ebola, bubonic plague, or other horrible non-cancer affliction and yell out, "Ha, you didn't get me this time, professor-man!" Then die, in the middle of the classroom. NT: The best way to handle it when a bunch of your students die in the middle of class. "See -that- is what happens when you don't participate and pay attention in my class" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat NT: The best way to handle it when a bunch of your students die in the middle of class. Get a shotgun, just in case. Most students are close enough to being zombies already that dying might be all they need to go the rest of the way. (Little known fact: You can make most zombies run away from you by just yelling "pop quiz!") NT: Other lesser-known ways to deal with a zombie invasion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Get a shotgun, just in case. Most students are close enough to being zombies already that dying might be all they need to go the rest of the way. (Little known fact: You can make most zombies run away from you by just yelling "pop quiz!") NT: Other lesser-known ways to deal with a zombie invasion. "Sure, some laughed at the moat full of maggots I put around my house, others just threw up. But who's laughing and vomiting now that the zombie invasion has finally come, and we're well protected by their only natural predator? Who's laughing and vomiting now! HAHAHAHAHAA... oh god, that IS gross to wat..urk..scuse me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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