Pariah Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 You're carrying a P-90 and a light saber. The film is set in rural 17th Century Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 13, 2017 Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 8 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: How they could tell you didn't belong on the set for the big climactic fight scene. You have sword and shield. Your opponent is Godzilla........ NT: Surprising things that have occurred in the wake of the Houston Astros winning Baseball's World Series Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 14, 2017 Report Share Posted November 14, 2017 On 11/13/2017 at 7:31 AM, death tribble said: NT: Surprising things that have occurred in the wake of the Houston Astros winning Baseball's World Series Jose Altuve gets all the $$$$$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 On 11/13/2017 at 6:31 AM, death tribble said: NT: Surprising things that have occurred in the wake of the Houston Astros winning Baseball's World Series Everyone's still talking about the Yankees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 18, 2017 Report Share Posted November 18, 2017 On 11/13/2017 at 5:31 AM, death tribble said: NT: Surprising things that have occurred in the wake of the Houston Astros winning Baseball's World Series The Australian Football League (who play, obviously, Australian Rules) is suddenly interested in expanding into Houston.\ NT: Alien sports that would be surprisingly successful on Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Oh, come on! It can;t be that bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 On 11/17/2017 at 11:08 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Alien sports that would be surprisingly successful on Earth. Brockian Ultra-Cricket. I mean, who wouldn't love a chance to run up and smack some random person with a cricket bat for no reason? By the way, when did you say that the Senator was making his speech today? Just curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 The Eroticon VI Sexual Olympics. I hear Eccentrica Gallumbits won the gold medal four times in a row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 On 11/17/2017 at 10:08 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Alien sports that would be surprisingly successful on Earth. 3-dimensional zero-G viscous-field billiards. All we need is the zero-G unit. NT: Other popular uses for a zero-G unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Mud wrasslin'. Somebody had to say it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Cancer said: NT: Other popular uses for a zero-G unit. See mention above about Sexual Olympics. Failing that, you can use it to more easily lift your car to change a flat tire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 6 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Other popular uses for a zero-G unit. Any raccoon that tries to get into my garbage is in for an interesting night! NT: New and advanced ways for Wile E Coyote to fail to catch the Roadrunner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 6 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: New and advanced ways for Wile E Coyote to fail to catch the Roadrunner. He hires Oculon to catch the roadrunner for him. Oculon not only fails, but whines about it for three days afterward. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: New and advanced ways for Wile E Coyote to fail to catch the Roadrunner. Call and chase the bird in an Uber Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Putting a sign in front of an oven that reads Hot springs NT: The least intimidating gangster ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 21 hours ago, Nothere said: NT: The least intimidating gangster ever Pimpleface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 22 hours ago, Nothere said: NT: The least intimidating gangster ever Gino de Wimpi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 On 11/27/2017 at 6:39 PM, Nothere said: NT: The least intimidating gangster ever He, and all his goons, carry guns and knives that look suspiciously like NERF weapons. In fact, one or two of them are still being taken out of the packaging as they approach you, as they haven't quite figured out how to take off the shrinkage protection. NT: Signs that your store is going to get a lot of "business" from the shoplifters this holiday season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 It's called Walmart or Target Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 18 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Signs that your store is going to get a lot of "business" from the shoplifters this holiday season. You have a "No Vigilantes" sign posted in your window. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 19 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Signs that your store is going to get a lot of "business" from the shoplifters this holiday season. You're selling valid currency by weight, out of bulk bins. NT: Canned goods you really didn't expect to see on the shelf in the local convenience store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Creamed eels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 4 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Canned goods you really didn't expect to see on the shelf in the local convenience store. Can of human feces Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 Solyent Green NT: Surprises in the Justice League movie. Difficulty no saying it was good or that it was bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 30, 2017 Report Share Posted November 30, 2017 I expected Clarence Thomas and Ruth Bader Ginsburg, but definitely not Antonin Scalia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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