death tribble Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 Robin gives him Make 'Em Laugh (Debbie Reynolds memoir) but makes it look like a Joker prank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 On 12/9/2017 at 11:44 AM, Cancer said: NT: Christmas presents given to Batman by various other superheroes. A copy of the memoir "So You Think Your Life Is Screwed Up...." by Scott Summers. New Topic: Christmas presents given to Jean Grey by various other superheroes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 The single Rise like a Phoenix by Conchita Wurst Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 9 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Christmas presents given to Jean Grey by various other superheroes. A DVD of every memorial service done for her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 11, 2017 Report Share Posted December 11, 2017 10 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Christmas presents given to Jean Grey by various other superheroes. A special puzzle box that can only be solved using telekinesis, and that changes its configuration every time. Endless challenge, no dying! (Of course, this is Jean Grey we're talking about. If there's a way for the puzzle to kill her, she'll find it. NT: Holiday presents given to the Doctor (Doctor Who) by various other TV mad scientists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Holiday presents given to the Doctor (Doctor Who) by various other TV mad scientists. The Professor (Gilligan's Island) gives him/her a Sonic Screwdriver made entirely out of coconuts. Pariah and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 12, 2017 Report Share Posted December 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Holiday presents given to the Doctor (Doctor Who) by various other TV mad scientists. Dexter gives The Doctor his sister, DeeDee. And let’s face it, she’s less useless than a lot of the companions he’s had over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 Clark Kent gives him better scriptwriters. Lord knows since Russell left there have been some rotten stories. NT: Donald Trump overdoes it by criticising Santa on Twitter. How does Claus get revenge ? (Does not have to be violent. Creativity encouraged) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 6 minutes ago, death tribble said: NT: Donald Trump overdoes it by criticising Santa on Twitter. How does Claus get revenge ? (Does not have to be violent. Creativity encouraged) Knowing that the President loves coal, Santa fills his stocking with solar panels. death tribble, Pariah and L. Marcus 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 13, 2017 Report Share Posted December 13, 2017 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Knowing that the President loves coal, Santa fills his stocking with solar panels. The rest of you can go home. We have our winner. 3 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Donald Trump overdoes it by criticising Santa on Twitter. How does Claus get revenge ? (Does not have to be violent. Creativity encouraged) Santa 'leaks' his naughty list to the media. President Trump is at the top of the list. And you won't believe all the details as to how he got there.... death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 12 hours ago, death tribble said: NT: Donald Trump overdoes it by criticising Santa on Twitter. How does Claus get revenge ? (Does not have to be violent. Creativity encouraged) Two mounted, framed posters. One is a scaled-up reproduction of the Monopoly Chance card, "Pay poor tax $15". The other is the text of Matthew 19:23-24, KJV, in immaculate India ink calligraphy on bleached linen. And when the Rump has them removed, they reappear, intact and in place, overnight. NT: Inexplicable and disruptive things to find in your closet one Monday morning. Nonlethal but absurd. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 5 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Inexplicable and disruptive things to find in your closet one Monday morning. Nonlethal but absurd. One astronomer demanding to know who you are, where he is, and how he got there Lucius Alexander And a quarrelsome palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 6 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Inexplicable and disruptive things to find in your closet one Monday morning. Nonlethal but absurd. Some guy from the NSA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 12 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Inexplicable and disruptive things to find in your closet one Monday morning. Nonlethal but absurd. A large lion who thinks he's God (and is probably right). NT: Subtle signs the cashier ringing up your last-minute purchases on Christmas Eve is really, really done with the Holiday Shopping Season. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 14, 2017 Report Share Posted December 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the cashier ringing up your last-minute purchases on Christmas Eve is really, really done with the Holiday Shopping Season. "This lane doesn't accept cash or credit, only vodka." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 On December 14, 2017 at 12:09 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the cashier ringing up your last-minute purchases on Christmas Eve is really, really done with the Holiday Shopping Season. "In another Universe I'm a snuff film porn star. My work can be seen over on Aisle 6." Aisle 6 is where the lawnmowers and roto-tillers are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 They tell you to have a nice day. It's Christmas Eve. New Topic: Rhode Island secedes from the Union. What is the response ? (Can be from anyone not necessarily the White House or the Senate/Congress) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 2 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: Rhode Island secedes from the Union. What is the response ? Nobody cares, or indeed even notices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 3 hours ago, death tribble said: They tell you to have a nice day. It's Christmas Eve. New Topic: Rhode Island secedes from the Union. What is the response ? (Can be from anyone not necessarily the White House or the Senate/Congress) Trump threatens a naval blockade, all the while insisting that Rhode Island is actually an island. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 On 12/19/2017 at 2:48 AM, death tribble said: New Topic: Rhode Island secedes from the Union. What is the response ? (Can be from anyone not necessarily the White House or the Senate/Congress) Trump takes this as an opportunity to get rid of that pesky Massachusetts that's been bothering him. NT: Subtle signs the referee at the Super Bowl is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the referee at the Super Bowl is out of his mind. He's flipping a two-headed coin and there is something wrong with one side of his face. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 he takes the ball and runs with it before kicking it through the uprights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 15 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Subtle signs the referee at the Super Bowl is out of his mind. During the coin toss, one of the Patriots players snatches the coin cleanly out of the air to assure that they win. The referee ultimately declares that it wasn't actually a catch. New Topic: Subtle signs that your Senator / Representative / MP has secretly been replaced by Foxbat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 No such luck. Foxbat actually is intelligent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 7 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that your Senator / Representative / MP has secretly been replaced by Foxbat. His new defense spending bill incorporates a lot of Defender's tech into the armed forces, none of the massive expenditure for which goes into Defender's pocket. That's because he stole the blueprints years ago, but didn't want to give the game away by using the equipment himself. Besides, that would let him overpower the Champions effortlessly, and where's the fun in that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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