death tribble Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 Newly discovered fossil that looked like an alien reptile was the ancestor of David Icke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 NT: Newly discovered fossil that looked like ____ (insert what it looked like) ____ was the ancestor of ____(some modern creature, insert here)____! Newly discovered fossil that looked like dinosaur feces was the ancestor of homeopathic medicine! Edit: Yotz, that's three. New Topic: Major League Baseball is threatening contemplating expansion again, with Montreal and Portland as the most likely targets. Suggest names for these two new teams. (The more amusing, the better.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 The Montreal Clochards, or perhaps Râleurs, and the Portland Potheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Les déserteurs de Montréal and the Portland Littleballs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 The Montreal Mounties and the Portland Potties New Topic: Unusual results or happenings at the Australian Open BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Unexpected weather leads to dozens of spontaneous snowball fights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Pigs 3, British Bipeds 1 L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 New Topic: Unusual results or happenings at the Australian Open Unseeded players who lose their matches are fed to the drop bears. NT: Subtle signs the director of scouting for your favorite sports franchise is out of his mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 'Yeah anytime we have anyone injured all the field we go old school and give them a Viking longboat funeral right on the field of play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 NT: Subtle signs the director of scouting for your favorite sports franchise is out of his mind. He's vigorously recruiting left-handed long relievers and closers. For a hockey team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 NT: Subtle signs the director of scouting for your favorite sports franchise is out of his mind. "You know, that over 35 softball game has some real prospects in it." NT: World worst person to get in an elevator with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 One of the losing teams in the Quartet Skunk Wrangling Contest, where you are dropped into a pit with 3000 unaltered angry skunks, and your team is supposed to put as many skunks as possible into individual bags and then take each one's temperature*, in five minutes. _________ * with a rectal thermometer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 One of the losing teams in the Quartet Skunk Wrangling Contest, where you are dropped into a pit with 3000 unaltered angry skunks, and your team is supposed to put as many skunks as possible into individual bags and then take each one's temperature*, in five minutes. _________ * with a rectal thermometer Ewwwww... NT: World worst person to get in an elevator with A GenCon gamer. You know the guy -- the one who's 400 pounds overweight, hasn't showered in a month, and feels the need to tell you all about his great character, the Dragonborn cross-classed Paladin / Rogue with the +6 Vorpal Sword and the Ring of Unlimited Wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 NT: World worst person to get in an elevator with "Since I know we're going to get stuck, I'm going to start a campfire!" NT: Subtle signs that it's time to do something about your paranoia problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 NT: Subtle signs that it's time to do something about your paranoia problem. I'd like to go out more, but the drones are following my every move. The worst ones are the ones you can't see or hear. I figure I'll have the auxiliary tunnel finished by the end of CY 2019. I do need to work on the seismometer jammer thing, but that's an easy tech, I think. Michael Hopcroft 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 My paranoia makes my paranoia even more paranoid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 NT: Subtle signs that it's time to do something about your Paranoia problem. The Computer keeps telling you to go outside, because sitting in your room all day is treason. New Topic: Fun things to do in Des Moines, Iowa. L. Marcus, Michael Hopcroft and BoloOfEarth 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 New Topic: Fun things to do in Des Moines, Iowa. Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 New Topic: Fun things to do in Des Moines, Iowa. I like to [MESSAGE REDACTED] because of all the cows. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 New Topic: Fun things to do in Des Moines, Iowa. Believe it or not, I almost got a job there (made the short list, anyway), which counts for something. Fun things to do in Van Horn, Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Fun things to do in Van Horn, Texas. Build a replica Police Box and move it every day to a new, random location. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 OT: You will use up all the random locations in Van Horn in about two weeks. :straight: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Fun things to do in Van Horn, Texas. Find every van in town (should take an hour, tops) and bolt giant steer horns to the front end, telling the owners that it's a county law. Then pick up some nachos at Chuy's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 12, 2018 Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Paint the town puce. New Topic: Unexpected effects of the cold snap in America Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 the great Florida iguana purge (Sometimes Truth is stranger than fiction) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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