L. Marcus Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 Minnesotans stop trying to organize a car wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 New Topic: Unexpected effects of the cold snap in America Norway puts additional screening procedures in place for refugees from Florida. NT: Unexpected benefits of having an air force that does not actually exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 NT: Unexpected benefits of having an air force that does not actually exist. "Crashes" occur only for software. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 13, 2018 Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 You can use the $250M you were going to spend on the latest bomber to fix roads and schools instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 On 1/12/2018 at 8:19 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Norway puts additional screening procedures in place for refugees from Florida. NT: Unexpected benefits of having an air force that does not actually exist. The pilots actually fly in straight lines. NT: Signs that your super rich family member believes that they are god - difficulty: no Trump jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 1 hour ago, Asperion said: NT: Signs that your super rich family member believes that they are god - difficulty: no Trump jokes. She's buying a stair way to heaven..... Lucius Alexander When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed, with a word she can get a palindromedary Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 3 hours ago, Asperion said: NT: Signs that your super rich family member believes that they are god - difficulty: no Trump jokes. They make a pact with a scary alien race to incinerate your world as the light by which they will achieve apotheosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 They support The New England Patriots. New Topic: As Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap has now released a solo album, which other artists are now releasing solo albums Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 Ted "Theodore" Logan of Wyld Stallyns comes out with Hanged Like a Horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 Zoot, Rolpf, and Animal have formed a trio to play jazz standards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 3 hours ago, death tribble said: New Topic: As Derek Smalls of Spinal Tap has now released a solo album, which other artists are now releasing solo albums Aja Leith the guitarist from Jem and the Holograms NT: What Congress can do now that the government has shut down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 Blow the budget on coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 Perform a re-enactment of a World War 1 battle (this being the centenary of major American actions in WW1), by getting all 535 members killed in 15 minutes, trying to advance on a pair of machine guns that everyone knew was there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 Go and screw themselves. New Topic: Subtle signs that (insert professional athlete's name here) has been replaced with a zombie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that (insert professional athlete's name here) has been replaced with a zombie. Some entity using their name is now a commentator for ESPN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psybolt Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 4 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that (insert professional athlete's name here) has been replaced with a zombie. You are Tiger Woods Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 18 hours ago, Pariah said: New Topic: Subtle signs that (insert professional athlete's name here) has been replaced with a zombie. Johnny Manziel finally shows that he has a brain. For lunch. NT: Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) has suddenly found himself on the American government's No-Fly List! What did he do to get there? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 Campaigned for equal rights for penguins due to global warming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 22, 2018 Report Share Posted January 22, 2018 46 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) has suddenly found himself on the American government's No-Fly List! What did he do to get there? A night of naughty penguin nookie on the President's desk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 On January 22, 2018 at 11:53 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: NT: Petey the Stone Cold Penguin (Mascot of the sport of Curling) has suddenly found himself on the American government's No-Fly List! What did he do to get there? An undersecretary misinterpreted the list as being used in the descriptive, rather than prescriptive, sense. NT: Things you don't have that, nevertheless, you don't want broken. Lucius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 3 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Things you don't have that, nevertheless, you don't want broken. The oath of office of...well, name any elected official. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary offers the more general, "promises" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 Gillian Anderson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 15 hours ago, Cancer said: NT: Things you don't have that, nevertheless, you don't want broken. Roger Maris' home run record (without steroids). New Topic: Surprisingly funny things happening at next month's Winter Olympic Games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 Rocket packs and sabers are made mandatory equipment for the short-course speed-skating events. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 Sweden wins everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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