L. Marcus Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 Death tribble's roadside lemonade stand really peddles diluted Fairy liquid. He explains the foam as "extra vitamins". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 L. Marcus's real estate holdings include options on the nebula that will form after Betelgeuse explodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 Pariah invented real estate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 Before that, Death tribble made a killing in fake estate. He sold all of Doggerland to the Mongol high chief back in the 1300s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 9, 2021 Report Share Posted November 9, 2021 Well, Doggerland has long been a rich source of scams. L. Marcus scammed the Germans for millions back during WW1 by offering generous rates at the Dogger Bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 10, 2021 Report Share Posted November 10, 2021 Cancer has always denied that he tried to get the stars in the sky to spell out 'Uranus Sucks !' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 Durn tootin' I deny it, because what I really wanted was the much more accurate -- and suggestive -- "Uranus Spins Sideways". Death Tribble likes spinning sideways too, which is why he sometimes conceals himself inside one of the free loaner balls at the local bowling alley. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 Cancer was the real father of Ereinion Gil-Galad. tkdguy and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 Why did L Marcus put Scandinavia right next to Russia ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 Unlike the mighty Thor, Death Tribble desperately wants to be a Viking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 Pariah has never once changed his avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 29, 2021 Report Share Posted November 29, 2021 L. Marcus is actually the avatar of Kārtikeya, and has been for centuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Pariah invented centuries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Yes, and he assembled them out of contuberia, "tubers" for short. Nothing to do with potatoes or an online video franchise. The mention of tubers makes Death Tribble salivate. Again, nothing to do with potatoes; the unwary who drift down streams in an inflated inner tube on a warm summer's day are among his preferred food animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 Cancer started his evolution as a caddisfly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 That Denmark navy problem. Just don't mention it to L Marcus. He still feels so sore about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 The Defenestration of Prague? Death Tribble's idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 Pariah's Christmas lights can be seen from Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 1, 2021 Report Share Posted December 1, 2021 L Marcus's Christmas lights are from Mars. The Interplanetary Customs Authority is still trying to find a way to impose duties upon him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 Cancer actually won the war on Christmas in 1998. All holiday sale proceeds since then have gone directly to his offshore bank accounts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 PG got the orders mixed up. He was supposed to take Manhattan first, then Berlin, instead PG took Berlin first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 Tabasco flavoured funnel web spiders ? Bazza just what were thinking of when you dreamt that up ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 2, 2021 Report Share Posted December 2, 2021 Death Tribble has been selling chocolate-covered Kep-mok blood ticks (just like mother used to make) for the holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 Pariah invented selling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 3, 2021 Report Share Posted December 3, 2021 Death tribble invented abseiling ... but that's rather awkward to do if you don't have any legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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