Pariah Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. Come on folks, I don't have 2020 vision! Lucius, tkdguy and Hermit 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 3 years. Come on folks, I don't have 2020 vision! You don't have a mirror? ( ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 That comment reflects poorly on you, I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 Virtual image or real image? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 7, 2017 Report Share Posted August 7, 2017 I'm sorry, what was the question? I'm afraid I lost focus for a minute there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 8, 2017 Report Share Posted August 8, 2017 That comment reflects poorly on you, I'm afraid. Oh c'mon... where do you see yourself in 10 years...in a mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Q: How is a train engine like a crazy reason for doing something? A: Locomotive. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Q: Why does an acorn do such crazy things? A: Because he's some kind of nut! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Checked in at the airport and got bumped up to business class. Didn't teach anything about business. wcw43921, tkdguy and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 Q: What do you give a man who has everything? A: Antibiotics. Pariah, tkdguy and wcw43921 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Shouldn't that word be spelled 'ciclops'? You know, with one 'i' ? Lucius and wcw43921 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 What did one Chick say to the other when their Mother laid an Orange? Look at the Orange Marmalade. (Thanks to Frank Gorshin). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 What do you call a sleeping bull? A Bulldozer (Again thanks to Frank Gorshin). tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 Not what I'd call a favorites but as this is a comics forum. What does Reed Richards think of Janet Van Dyne's new fall collection? Fantastic Why is it always raining over Little Orphan Annie's orphanage? Because when the others are singing rain rain go away come again some other day Annie is singing Tommorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted September 12, 2017 Report Share Posted September 12, 2017 What did one Chick say to the other when their Mother laid an Orange? Look at the Orange Marmalade. (Thanks to Frank Gorshin). "What do you suppose it means, Batman?" "It's obvious, Robin. The Gotham Jams and Jellies Festival begins this afternoon, and there is a competition with a $100,000 cash prize for the best homemade jam or jelly. The Riddler means to steal that prize." "Holy fruit flavors! Aunt Harriet is a contestant in that competition!" "Indeed, Robin. The stakes have never been higher! To the Batmobile!" tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 The Ideal Government: The values of the Federation. The business acumen of the Ferengi. The honor of the Klingons. The subtlety of the Romulans. Our Current Government: The values of the Romulans. The business acumen of the Federation. The honor of the Ferengi. The subtlety of the Klingons. tkdguy, BoloOfEarth, bigbywolfe and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted September 14, 2017 Report Share Posted September 14, 2017 The Ideal Government: The values of the Federation. The business acumen of the Ferengi. The honor of the Klingons. The subtlety of the Romulans. Our Current Government: The values of the Romulans. The business acumen of the Federation. The honor of the Ferengi. The subtlety of the Klingons. You're trying to make me cry, aren't you? tkdguy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined. Logan D. Hurricanes and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 This isn't going to start another series of math jokes, is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 If it does, will the series eventually converge to something, perhaps nothing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted September 19, 2017 Report Share Posted September 19, 2017 This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined. And its followup joke is even worse. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Where did Noah keep the bees? In the ark hives. mattingly and wcw43921 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 What is the tallest building in the city? The library. It has the most stories. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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