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Q: What did the ceiling fan say to the vacuum cleaner?

 

 

A: "You suck."

 

 

Then it wasn't such a big fan, was it?

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Q: Why do ghouls hang out with demons?

 

 

A: Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

 

The palindromedary says

Demons are a ghoul's best FIEND!

 

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Ten Things That Sound Dirty On Halloween, But Aren't

 

1. So... What did you get in the sack?

 

2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!

 

3.Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!

 

4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks.

 

5. I got the best piece from that house.

 

6. Quit screwing around on the porch!

 

7. Stick your hand in and guess what you're feeling.

 

8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use two hands.

 

9. They'll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.

 

10. I bobbed but couldn't get my mouth around it.

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