Lucius Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 There may be some mass confusion, but I'm sure a measure of rationality would prevail. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says we're probably going to pound this joke into the ground Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 I almost went deaf learning to play the piano. That's what I get for learning to play by ear. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 Playing by ear is much harder for drummers. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 4 hours ago, mattingly said: Playing by ear is much harder for drummers. Even harder for people playing wind instruments. Have you ever tried blowing from your ear? tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 We won't talk about musical saws here. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 1 hour ago, BoloOfEarth said: Even harder for people playing wind instruments. Have you ever tried blowing from your ear? No, but then I'm not blonde. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 I was channel flipping and came upon this nature program. On it there was this male owl who was trying to entice a female owl with the hole in a tree he lived in. He gave her the look that every man have given every woman throughout history, that mix of hopefulness and desperation. The female owl decided a nice tree owl would be a good place to lay her eggs, so she agreed to mate with the male. I thought it was nice, but was jealous because the tree I live in is much nicer. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 wcw43921, tkdguy and death tribble 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 I, for one, like Roman numerals. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 They are awkward for computation and fractions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 The lack of a zero complicates things, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Also, the pic forgot to mention 999. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Is that official -- IM = 999? I thought I remembered that you could only do that for the next numerical neighbor, and that 999 would have to be 900 + 90 + 9... Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 I think Dave is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 It's not official, but it could be shoehorned in. You know, for the sake of the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 We should stop this before the the thread goes XXX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 To late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 I think you meant, "II late". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megaplayboy Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 5 hours ago, mattingly said: Is that official -- IM = 999? I thought I remembered that you could only do that for the next numerical neighbor, and that 999 would have to be 900 + 90 + 9... CMXCIX? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 if 499 is ID, then 999 is IM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked, “How do you know?” “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.” BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 22, 2017 Report Share Posted December 22, 2017 Q: What's the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman? A: One is a hollow cylinder, the other is a silly Hollander. tkdguy and death tribble 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 26, 2017 Report Share Posted December 26, 2017 Haiku are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted January 4, 2018 Report Share Posted January 4, 2018 Hermit, BoloOfEarth, death tribble and 2 others 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 A young man excitedly tells his mother he's in love and that he is getting married. He says, "Just for fun, Mom, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they talk for a bit. Finally, the son asks, "Okay, Mom, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one on the right." "That's amazing, Mom. You're right. How did you know? The mother replies, "I don't like her." death tribble, aylwin13 and Logan D. Hurricanes 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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