Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 Anyone want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure. Starlord, Pariah and wcw43921 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 How do you weigh a millennial? In Instagrams mattingly 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 What's the difference between ignorance and apathy ? I don't know and I don't care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 5, 2020 Report Share Posted August 5, 2020 I take it you don't know what time it is either. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 49 minutes ago, Cancer said: I take it you don't know what time it is either. I'd say it's about twenty-five (or maybe twenty-six) minutes until four in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 I have a joke about trickle down economics, but 99% of you won't ever get it. Logan D. Hurricanes and Ockham's Spoon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 6, 2020 Report Share Posted August 6, 2020 I was gonna tell a time traveling joke. But you guys didn't like it. Ockham's Spoon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A: A can't opener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 Shocking, really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted August 10, 2020 Report Share Posted August 10, 2020 you ought to be charged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 Why mess with his polarity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted August 11, 2020 Report Share Posted August 11, 2020 tkdguy, slikmar and Ockham's Spoon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 12, 2020 Report Share Posted August 12, 2020 How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows - it's never been tried! Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 Why do the French plant trees along their streets? The Germans prefer marching in the shade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 Hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 6 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Reveal hidden contents Nobody knows - it's never been tried! 3 hours ago, archer said: Why do the French plant trees along their streets? The Germans prefer marching in the shade. So I suppose the 1,357,800 French soldiers killed in World War I and the 217,600 French soldiers killed in World War II just let themselves be killed by the Germans. Tell me, was Paris ever occupied by the enemy in the First World War? Find some new jokes, 'kay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 Guys, I have many goofy qualities my friends make fun of and I don't care because it's comedy. If PC and Cancel Culture are now coming to The Jokes Thread, I'll be leaving it. I doubt that bothers anyone in the least, but I needed to say that. Thanks, love y'all. Pariah, KA. and Duke Bushido 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 Twelve dozen pencils? Ew, that's just gross! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted August 13, 2020 Report Share Posted August 13, 2020 "Do you know what time it is?" "Yes." And after a moment of awkward silence he stands up and walks away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 23 hours ago, wcw43921 said: Find some new jokes, 'kay? No. When old jokes are called for, I'll tell old jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 How do we know Adam and Eve were the luckiest couple in the world? Neither one had a mother-in-law. Pariah, Christougher and Duke Bushido 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted August 14, 2020 Report Share Posted August 14, 2020 Adam bit the apple and feeling great shame, covered himself with a fig leaf. Eve too, felt shame and covered herself with a fig leaf. Then she went behind a bush to try on a maple leaf, a sycamore, and an oak. Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 The worst pub I’ve ever been in was called The Fiddle. It was a vile inn. BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ockham's Spoon Posted August 16, 2020 Report Share Posted August 16, 2020 My financial advisor told me there was good and bad news. Good news is I can retire at 65. Bad news is I will have to die by 68. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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