Susano Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Funny... I started watching my Criterion 3 DVD copy of Seven Samurai last night.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares GREYS ANATOMY young doctors in love, but doing alien autopsies horror romance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares GREYS ANATOMY young doctors in love, but doing alien autopsies horror romance i think theBIGGEST nightmare about this one would be the lawsuit regarding the title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 20, 2008 Report Share Posted May 20, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Pride and Precipice regency reenactor Grace (Keira Knightly) falls head over heels in love with rock climber Mick (Sylvester Stallone) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares TATTLE-TECH juvenile mecha warriors, attack !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Jack Bauer and the Beanstalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Prince Caspian and the Revolution "This is what it sounds like when Aslan cries." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Moody Blues Clues Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares duel of the dark angels max guvera vs stacy hunter[dark champions TAS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobGreenwade Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Clowns ("Bad toys, bad toys / what ya gonna do...") Imagine a SWAT team pulling up in a psychadelic 1968 Volkswagen, or a K-9 officer whose partner is a toy poodle in a pink tutu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares How about rewriting Lord of the Rings so that everyone is a potty mouth? "Give us back our precious, you ##@$ Hobbit!" "Go %&*# yourself, Gollum!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares How about rewriting Lord of the Rings so that everyone is a potty mouth? "Give us back our precious, you ##@$ Hobbit!" "Go %&*# yourself, Gollum!" Hey, Tkdguy, I'm supposed to pass on a message from Quentin T. "Thanks for ruining the surprise." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Absolute Power Pack --- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Hey, Tkdguy, I'm supposed to pass on a message from Quentin T. "Thanks for ruining the surprise." Please send Quentin my heartfelt apologies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Circle of Iron Chef Man A Perfect Stormbringer GI Joe Young Enter the Flight of Dragons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Hey! Diddle diddle.... Fiddler Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Where did my dish and spoon go?? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary jumped over the moon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Planet of the Rings "Get your filthy paws off me, you damned dirty orcs!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares I once did a parody with Ben Stein solving Sauron's "red eye" problem with a certain brand of eye drops. I don't think I can post it here, though. But what about a LOTR musical? I can see Sauron singing a few songs. Here are the lyrics of one that comes to mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares The Good Middle-Earth by Bilbo Buck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakboy6117 Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares thought you guys might enjoy this Pulp Fiction as if written by Shakespeare obviously caution is advised as there is some strong Elizabethan style language. Julius: Your pardon; did I break thy concentration? Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still. Allow me, then, to offer a retort. Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray. Brett: What? Julius: What country dost thou hail from? Brett: What? Julius: Thou sayest thou dost hail from distant What! I know but naught of thy strange country What. What language speak they in the land of What? Brett: What? Julius: English, base knave, dost thou speak it? Brett: Aye! Julius: Then hearken to my words and answer them! Describe to me Marsellus Wallace! Brett: What? (JULIUS presses his knife to BRETT's throat) Julius: Speak 'What' again! Thou cur, cry 'What' again! I dare thee utter 'What' again but once! I dare thee twice and spit upon thy name! Now, paint for me a portraiture in words, If thou hast any in thy head but 'What', Of Marsellus Wallace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gawain Posted May 25, 2008 Report Share Posted May 25, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares In a similar vein, there's . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakboy6117 Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares thanks Gawain i can't hear that bit without laughing my head off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Snow White and the Seven Fathers of the Dwarves: The Disney version of The Silmarillion. But moving on to other genres: Ensign Pulver and the Temple of Doom Twelve O'Clock Shanghai Noon Singing in the Black Rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobGreenwade Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Gomer Pyle, MIB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamLeisemann Posted May 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 Re: Genre-crossover nightmares Singing in the Black Rain Signing in the Purple Rain FATAL Attraction My Life With Masters of the Universe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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