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Tu Nu Haiku

 

Oh the Joy of Dex!

Take Comfort in high CV.

Dread area attacks!

 

 

 

Black Rose Kodachi

Set me on the Haiku Way

The fish swims freely

 

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary observes that Black Rose is another High Coup Hero, but fails to do so in seventeen syllables.

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Nu Haiku, Nu?

 

One must count points, else

Pointless the game, but know that

Points are not the point.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

The palindromedary points out that anyone can count to seventeen, but that does NOT really make a haiku worthy of the name.

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BDSM Haiku

 

Dominant Haiku

Don't question the syllable count

Kneel and kiss my feet.

 

Submissive Haiku

Syllables scrupulously

Counted like whipstrokes.

 

Lucius Alexander

 

Almost one hundred fifty years ago, Nikaolaus Otto invented the four phase compresssion cycle that powers the engine of your car. So the palindromedary wonders why it is not called an "ottomobile?"

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Well, it's not haiku, but. . .

 

To the tune of Charlie Daniels’ “Legend of Wooley Swampâ€

 

If you ever surf the Net to the Hero site, son,

You better not go at night

There’s things on those Discussion Boards

Make a strong man die of fright

Damage Shield, political threads,

Arguments that just go round and round

And they say the ghost of Lucius A.

Rides a palindromedary around

 

But I couldn’t believe it

I just had to find out for myself

And I couldn’t conceive it

‘Cause I never would listen to nobody else

No I couldn’t conceive it

I just had to find out for myself

There’s something goin’ on at Hero Games

There’s something goin’ on at Hero Games

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