Susano Posted April 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners And while we're at it, let's not forget one of the best villain introductions of all time: "Greetings from the Humongous! The Lord Humongous! The Warrior of the Wastelands, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted April 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "I don't think it's funny... you laughin'" -- The Man With No Name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!" Rooster Cogburn, True Grit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzMike Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "There's always some mother tryin' to iceskate uphill" - Blade, Blade Ok, not a 'good' one, but certainly memorable. Truly a "What the????" moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "Though I may walk through the valley in the shadow of death, I have no fear, because I'm the baddest mother f***er in the valley" -D.I. Full Metal Jacket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis." -Jake. (oh it was a bass-ss line and you know it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NestorDRod Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners (While showing off his .50 caliber handgun) "It's only legal in two states. This isn't one of them." Frank Dooley, Armed And Dangerous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSgeekHero Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "Are you talkin' ta me? Are you talkin' ta me? You must be talkin' ta me 'cause I'm the only one here!" --Travis Bickle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KA. Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners I humbly submit the following: Rick: Oh, god! Don't! I've told you everything! Darkman: I know, Rick. I know you did. But let's pretend you didn't! KA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSgeekHero Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "I know I'm gonna use good judgement. I haven't lost my temper in 40 years, but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning, might have got somebody killed... and somebody oughta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't. The hell I won't--" John Wayne, McLintock! Repped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSgeekHero Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "I love opportunities to do the right thing. I like to wave at them as they go by." --Cap'n Jack Sparrow The website got the Rowdy Roddy Piper line messed up. It should be... "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick a**. And I'm all out of bubble gum." Another good line from that movie. "I look at you and you're all right. I look at her and...formaldehyde face!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CSgeekHero Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners The Last Boyscout: "What would Joe do? He'd go in shoot everybody then smoke some cigarettes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted April 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "We deal in lead, my friend." Vin, The Magnificent Seven "Cooper. Two coffins... No, maybe three." Sanjuro, Yojimbo "Masturbate in hell!" Jeff, Full Contact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerhouse Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners Great one liners so far. How about: "Stick around" - Predator (Arnie after he pins a terrorist to a pole with a thrown knife. "You ain't scared of no man!" "Sometimes out there, and it ain't no man." *walks away casually* "We're all going to die." - also from Predator "I'm not left-handed" followed later one by: "I'm not left-handed either." Princess Bride "I swear to God-" "SWEAR TO ME!" Batman Begins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaeto Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "You're Bleeding man!" "Ain't got time to bleed." (Grenade launcher fires) "You got time to duck?" -Predator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savinien Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "Say what again..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted April 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "Say what again..." "What?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithcurtis Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!" Jules, Pulp Fiction Keith "OK, maybe not exactly a hero..." Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Susano Posted April 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he' date=' who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. [i']And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee![/i]" Jules, Pulp Fiction *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* **dies** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithcurtis Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* **dies** Well, I guess that fulfills the requirements from post #1... Keith "Yippekayay, MF" Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arac-4105 Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "Yo, she-b*tch. Come get some." (Ash, Army of Darkness) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telemachus Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "You tell 'em I'm comin'! And Hell's coming with me, you hear! Hell's comin' with me!"- Wyatt Earp, Tombstone "I'm your huckleberry"- Doc Holliday, Tombstone (If you haven't seen Tombstone, this might not see like much of a one-liner. Taken in context, however, it's actually kinda spooky) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlestaff Posted April 10, 2007 Report Share Posted April 10, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!" - Peter Venkman (Bill Murray) Ghostbusters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checkmate Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners "First you want to kiss me, then you want to kill me. Blow" -Ash Bad guy: You think you're so f***in' cool don't you? Just once I want to hear you scream in pain Joe Hollenbeck: Play some rap music. Bad guy: Our arrows will be so many they will blot out the sun! Spartan: Then we'll fight in the shade. Not competely without incident. -John Preston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 Re: Top 10 Action Hero One-Liners From the Comic of 300 (haven't seen the mvie yet): Mede: This is Blasphemy! This is Madness! Leonidas: This is Sparta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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