Michael Hopcroft Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 15 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Of course it's not turtles all the way down. It's mostly hippopotami, if you must know. Q: Name yet another argument from Rincewind nobody is ever going to believe. A: And from all of us here at the Batcave to all of you, Happy Holidays! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 Anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 On December 5, 2017 at 7:10 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: And from all of us here at the Batcave to all of you, Happy Holidays! Q: Alfred? Where are my thermal Bat-suits?!? It's 6 Fahrenheit out there! A: Rum punch. Lots of rum punches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 3 hours ago, Cancer said: A: Rum punch. Lots of rum punches. Q: How did a sociable celebration turn into a monstrous big brawl? A: That one's mine, actually Lucius Alexander Insert palindromedary tagline here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 2 hours ago, Lucius said: A: That one's mine, actually. Q: Now I have an orange power ring. Ho Ho Ho. A: it really is all about that base. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 15, 2017 Report Share Posted December 15, 2017 8 hours ago, Pariah said: A: it really is all about that base. Q: What's the plot of your new novel The End of the Acid Age? A: Yes, it is wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon. Thank you for asking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 6 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Yes, it is wrong to pick up girls in a dungeon. Thank you for asking. Q: So, I should only pick up boys in a dungeon? A: I always wanted to do that at a convention Lucius Alexander Giving a girl a lift to the dungeon on my palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 4 minutes ago, Lucius said: A: I always wanted to do that at a convention Q: You proposed to your girlfriend and she said yes! Did it help that she's just as big a geek as you are? A: Look, there's an open door. I hope it's not too late to close it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 Bump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 On December 15, 2017 at 7:28 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Look, there's an open door. I hope it's not too late to close it.... Q: Did Pandora leave her closet standing open again? A: There's ordinary garbage, there's really smelly garbage, and there's the remains of last weekend's bacchinalia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 On 12/21/2017 at 8:19 AM, Cancer said: A: There's ordinary garbage, there's really smelly garbage, and there's the remains of last weekend's bacchinalia. Q: What do fraternity pledges have to sort out on Trash Day? A: It's time for the New England Patriots to end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: It's time for the New England Patriots to end. Q: What is something that fans of 31 NFL teams all agree upon? A: Of course it was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 24, 2017 Report Share Posted December 24, 2017 A: Was that a gratuitous appeal to jealousy and old sectional hatreds? Q: So what else do you want for Christmas, Mr. Luthor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 8 hours ago, Cancer said: Q: So what else do you want for Christmas, Mr. Luthor? Q: If a reality star can be President, why can't I? A: The Curse of Christmas be upon you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 25, 2017 Report Share Posted December 25, 2017 3 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: The Curse of Christmas be upon you! Q: What do you mean I have to stay up until 3 in the morning wrapping presents for the kids? A: And David Cassidy in a pear tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 On 12/24/2017 at 8:56 PM, Pariah said: A: And David Cassidy in a pear tree. Q: On the Second Day of Bad Sitcom Christmas, my ex-true-love gave to me -- two Gary Coleman sweaters? A: It's a good thing this Turtle Armor comes with a Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: It's a good thing this Turtle Armor comes with a Lifetime Money-Back Guarantee! Q: Well, Agent Johnson bought the farm on today's mission. I don't think he had life insurance. How are we going to pay for his funeral? A: For the last time, I don't know the guy's name on third base! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 14 hours ago, Pariah said: A: For the last time, I don't know the guy's name on third base! Q: You really are the worst play-by-play man in the league, aren't you? A: If you think Santa Claus is a badass, get a load of the Easter Bunny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 6 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: If you think Santa Claus is a badass, get a load of the Easter Bunny! Q: What's more badass than Santa Claus with Russian mafia tats and a pair of Cossack sabres? A: It looks like Jack Frost has been nipping at more than your nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 27, 2017 Report Share Posted December 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Pariah said: A: It looks like Jack Frost has been nipping at more than your nose. Q: Does the electric heating pad between my legs offend you? A: Repackaged for Your Listening Convenience and Our Financial Benefit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 Jump-start attempt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 On 12/27/2017 at 12:52 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Does the electric heating pad between my legs offend you? A: Repackaged for Your Listening Convenience and Our Financial Benefit! Q: What is this collection of millennial songs that everyone knows and has several times over? A: We are from the Timey-Wimey Society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 6 hours ago, Asperion said: Q: What is this collection of millennial songs that everyone knows and has several times over? A: We are from the Timey-Wimey Society. Q: How did you guys get so wibbly-wobbly? A: No matter how you slice it, well, you know the rest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 A: I thought I told you to do something with this baloney? Q: Actually, it depends on what kind of dungeon Lucius Alexander The palindromedary is playing Good Cop, Bad Cop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 3, 2018 Report Share Posted January 3, 2018 12 hours ago, Lucius said: Q: Actually, it depends on what kind of dungeon Q: Hey, handsome! Wanna come to my dungeon? A: Rusty Bandsaw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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