Michael Hopcroft Posted January 18, 2018 Report Share Posted January 18, 2018 9 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Because you are a spazzy, beetle-headed doofus with the intellect of a mule hoof, that's why. Q: Why can;t I be Emperor of South California? A: Every day I find some new railway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 On 1/18/2018 at 3:09 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: Why can;t I be Emperor of South California? A: Every day I find some new railway! Q: Why are we playing with these model trains? A: Galactus is sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 12 minutes ago, Asperion said: A: Galactus is sick. Q: Why is the Silver Surfer wearing a "naughty nurse" uniform? A: No Comment Lucius Alexander The palindromedary suspects Galactus isn't the only one who is sick.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 38 minutes ago, Lucius said: A: No Comment Q: Simon would like to know what you think of the current political situation. A: I'd rather have lunch with a family of cannibals, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 11 hours ago, Pariah said: A: I'd rather have lunch with a family of cannibals, thank you. Look, I know they say great things about California, but think of the wilderness you have to go through to get there - if you don't die of dysentery it'll be the Paiutes, or your wagon train could take a wrong turn and get lost or the snows come early in the mountains and then it's all over but the crying - why don't stay here in the East where it's much safer? A: No sir, I don't like it, I don't like it one bit. Lucius Alexander I'm going to have lunch with a palindromedary, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 22 minutes ago, Lucius said: Look, I know they say great things about California, but think of the wilderness you have to go through to get there - if you don't die of dysentery it'll be the Paiutes, or your wagon train could take a wrong turn and get lost or the snows come early in the mountains and then it's all over but the crying - why don't stay here in the East where it's much safer? A: No sir, I don't like it, I don't like it one bit. Lucius Alexander I'm going to have lunch with a palindromedary, thank you. Q: Did you say that I would be the guest of honor at the canabal society? A: We are from the BackFacing Society. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 On 1/21/2018 at 9:39 AM, Asperion said: A: We are from the BackFacing Society. Q: How can you be looking forward to the 1950s? A: Wanted one so bad, I went and did everything wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 23, 2018 Report Share Posted January 23, 2018 16 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Wanted one so bad, I went and did everything wrong. Q: You say everyone is collecting failed exam sheets and selling them on eBay for Big Cash(tm)? A: He thought he could do Calculus. He was mistaken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asperion Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 7 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: Q: You say everyone is collecting failed exam sheets and selling them on eBay for Big Cash(tm)? A: He thought he could do Calculus. He was mistaken. Q: How did he get that solution from me asking how his day went? A: To boldly go where everyone has gone before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Asperion said: A: To boldly go where everyone has gone before. Q: Honey, why would you want to make out with William Shatner? A: Half as much money, twice as many oatmeal raisin cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 8 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Half as much money, twice as many oatmeal raisin cookies. Q: You skipped the supermarket and went to the Bakery Outlet Store, didn't you? A: It is to protein what Funyuns are to the Vegetable Kingdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 17 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: It is to protein what Funyuns are to the Vegetable Kingdom. Q: What can you tell me about Spoo? A: Not as much fun as, say, being dipped naked in a tank of liquid helium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 5 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Not as much fun as, say, being dipped naked in a tank of liquid helium. Q: Thank goodness for your protective gear! So what was it like inside the volcano? A: Nothing has ever happened before. Nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Nothing has ever happened before. Nothing. Q: So, you and the Duchess of Eastern Slobovia have a complicated history, no? A: Penguin and Sheepdog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Penguin and Sheepdog. Q: So who are you pairing with Squirrel Girl and Rat Fink? A: The term "ship" here does not mean "write them in a romantic story together". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Cancer said: A: The term "ship" here does not mean "write them in a romantic story together". Q: You want me to ship the President and Killer Frost together? A: Look at how prettily that bridge burns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 19 hours ago, Pariah said: A: Look at how prettily that bridge burns! Q: Now we can no longer get between Manhattan and Brooklyn! What have you got to say for yourself, Yosemite Sam? A: I'm only trying to help you with your Roadrunner problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 On 1/25/2018 at 11:13 AM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: I'm only trying to help you with your Roadrunner problem. Q: Why are you trying to teach partial differential equations to a kid watching Looney Tunes? A: The triple integral of yo' mama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted January 28, 2018 Report Share Posted January 28, 2018 16 hours ago, Pariah said: A: The triple integral of yo' mama. Q: How does a Mathematics Professor respond to an insult? A: Grumpy does not begin to describe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 30, 2018 Report Share Posted January 30, 2018 On January 28, 2018 at 1:24 PM, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Grumpy does not begin to describe it. Can any of the seven dwarfs offer information about the invasion from Planet Zort was like? A: Moving up the deadline three weeks without warning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 On 1/29/2018 at 8:00 PM, Cancer said: A: Moving up the deadline three weeks without warning! Q: How will they stop potential Democrats from registering to vote in Wisconsin? A: Since Always! Drapes have ALWAYS been flammable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 11 hours ago, Michael Hopcroft said: A: Since Always! Drapes have ALWAYS been flammable! Q: So, you're saying that the drapes are flammable, then? A: Schubert's heavy-metal Ave Maria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Pariah said: A: Schubert's heavy-metal Ave Maria. Q: Why are there 37 tubas in the orchestra pit tonight? A: Our business plan consists of luring in rich guys, killing them, and taking their stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Our business plan consists of luring in rich guys, killing them, and taking their stuff. Q: And how do I know Mama Mantis Incorporated will be able to pay back this loan? A: Me? I'm the damn foot that shot him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 1, 2018 Report Share Posted February 1, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cancer said: A: Our business plan consists of luring in rich guys, killing them, and taking their stuff. Q: < Insert gratuitous GOP joke here. > A: Those aren't the kind of bonds I was thinking of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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