Guest joen00b Posted August 15, 2003 Report Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q: What three items are most essential to your latest evil plan to take over the world? A: Absolutely not, never without a bathrobe. Q: Besides a Towel, what is need for Hitchhiking the Galaxy. A: String pluckin', beer chuckin' and mother truckin'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Tim Q: What was the last thing Koby Briant's accusser said to him in his room. A: Less than half but more than double. Q: How current economic growth and unemployment, respectively, compare to this date in 1997/ A. Herd-mentality style patriotism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Taylor Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q: How current economic growth and unemployment, respectively, compare to this date in 1997/ A. Herd-mentality style patriotism. Q. How on earth could they get away with something like the Patriot Act? A. Because my boots are on fire! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Realms of Chaos Q. How on earth could they get away with something like the Patriot Act? A. Because my boots are on fire! Q: Why are you leaving scorch marks on my new carpet? A: Only if you provoke them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caris Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker Q: Why are you leaving scorch marks on my new carpet? A: Only if you provoke them. Q: Are Hero gamers dangerous? A: Bette Middler stars as Wonder Woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by caris Q: Are Hero gamers dangerous? A: Bette Middler stars as Wonder Woman Q. What event sparks the beginning of the end for the superhero genre film? A. Two more moo-goo gai pan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted August 16, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Worldmaker A. Two more moo-goo gai pan. Q: In the Chinese version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas", which lyric follow "Three Fortune Cookies"? Answer: Naked Attack Marshmellows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Klytus Answer: Naked Attack Marshmellows Question: Who are the adversaries in the new Ghostbusters sequel, Stay-Puff's Revenge? Answer: Ben Seeman's wedding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth Question: Who are the adversaries in the new Ghostbusters sequel, Stay-Puff's Revenge? Answer: Ben Seeman's wedding. Question: What event is the greatest astrological and metaphysical convergence since the Earl of Sandwich had a slab of meet put between two pieces of bread? Answer: Fort Knox, a leggy blonde, and a tempest in a tea cup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Hiemforth Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Answer: Fort Knox, a leggy blonde, and a tempest in a tea cup. Question: What is a place where gold and bombs are kept, a gold-haired bombshell, and the controversy over the name of the Mike Myers movie bomb Goldmember? Answer: At least a dozen on every page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard t. Duck Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth Question: What is a place where gold and bombs are kept, a gold-haired bombshell, and the controversy over the name of the Mike Myers movie bomb Goldmember? Answer: At least a dozen on every page. Q: How many senators hit on female Senate employees? Answer: The speed of sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Derek Hiemforth Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Howard t. Duck Answer: The speed of sound. Question: At what speed do Steve Long's fingers type when cranking out RPG books? Answer: Will Smith and Dolly Parton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howard t. Duck Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Derek Hiemforth Answer: Will Smith and Dolly Parton. Q: Who is doing the remake of "Ebony and Ivory?" Answer: The Chicago Cubs and beef stew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Howard t. Duck Q: Who is doing the remake of "Ebony and Ivory?" Answer: The Chicago Cubs and beef stew. Question: What makes a great banquet for a convention of Shriner canibals? Answer: Frustration, a dog's tail, and apoclyptic tendencies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Question: What makes a great banquet for a convention of Shriner canibals? Answer: Frustration, a dog's tail, and apoclyptic tendencies. Q: What are the main ingrediants in the psyche of Dr. Doberman? A: Some string, a recorder, and three pounds of Hasheesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 Q: What are the main ingrediants in the psyche of Dr. Doberman? A: Some string, a recorder, and three pounds of Hasheesh. Q: What did McGiver use to escape in the final episode? A: Blue Suede Shoes and a Stained Red Dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Tim A: Blue Suede Shoes and a Stained Red Dress. Q Name the results of Bill Clinton's Elvis Imersonator Job in Vegas. A: Okay, but only because you are evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Enforcer84 A: Okay, but only because you are evil. Question: Can I borrow your dark purple cloak? Answer: A titanic shockwave of unimaginable proportions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Originally posted by Hermit Question: Can I borrow your dark purple cloak? Answer: A titanic shockwave of unimaginable proportions! Q: How do we know Yo' Mama's coming this way? (jk ) A: Beer and Pretzels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 no worries Originally posted by Wormhole Q: How do we know Yo' Mama's coming this way? (jk ) A: Beer and Pretzels Q. What does the DoJ use to pay Ben's salary ? A. A seething, spiteful, hot ball of hatred! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wormhole Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Re: no worries Originally posted by Hermit Q. What does the DoJ use to pay Ben's salary ? A. A seething, spiteful, hot ball of hatred! Q: What does Hillary Clinton look like on a "good" day. A: "I say we take off, nuke the sight from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithcurtis Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Re: Re: no worries Originally posted by Wormhole A: "I say we take off, nuke the sight from orbit. It's the only way to be sure." Q: How do you handle a not-so-friendly Game Store? A: Sixth Edition Keith "I don't pad my post count, really" Curtis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Q:What will WOTC wil be coming out for D&D in a year? A: Any day that doesn't end in Y. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriot Posted August 16, 2003 Report Share Posted August 16, 2003 Q; what did the swiss model said when i asked what day she would go out with me? A: Dr Destroyers favorite desert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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