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That is the greatest thing that I have seen today. I have the precise feeling when in Mourkain Temple, or Tor Anroc (which is even worse). In fact, I play the same character type as is yelling at everyone, but don't go off on people like that. I just look over at my wife and ask her why our teammates are idiots sometimes, while I heal them.

 

BTW, to those who don't know that is from the new game Warhammer Online.

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I'm confused; what are we supposed to do again?

FATHER:
   Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.
GUARD #1:
   Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.
GUARD #2:
   Hic!
FATHER:
   No, no. Until I come and get him.
GUARD #1:
   Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.
FATHER:
   No, no. No. You stay in the room and make sure he doesn't leave.
GUARD #1:
   And you'll come and get him.
GUARD #2:
   Hic!
FATHER:
   Right.
GUARD #1:
   We don't need to do anything apart from just stop him entering the room.
FATHER:
   No, no. Leaving the room.
GUARD #1:
   Leaving the room. Yes.
   [sniff]
FATHER:
   All right?
GUARD #1:
   Right.
GUARD #2:
   Hic!
FATHER:
   Right.
GUARD #1:
   Oh, if-- if-- if, uhh-- if-- if-- w-- ehh-- i-- if-- if we--
FATHER:
   Yes? What is it?
GUARD #1:
   Oh, i-- if-- i-- oh--
FATHER:
   Look, it's quite simple.
GUARD #1:
   Uh...
FATHER:
   You just stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave the room. All right?
GUARD #2:
   Hic!
FATHER:
   Right.
GUARD #1:
   Oh, I remember. Uhh, can he leave the room with us?
FATHER:
   N-- no, no. No. You just keep him in here and make sure he--
GUARD #1:
   Oh, yes. We'll keep him in here, obviously, but if he had to leave and we were with him--
FATHER:
   No, no, no, no. Just keep him in here--
GUARD #1:
   Until you or anyone else--
FATHER:
   No, not anyone else. Just me.
GUARD #1:
   Just you.
GUARD #2:
   Hic!
FATHER:
   Get back.
GUARD #1:
   Get back.
FATHER:
   All right?
GUARD #1:
   Right. We'll stay here until you get back.
GUARD #2:
   Hic!
FATHER:
   And, uh, make sure he doesn't leave.
GUARD #1:
   What?
FATHER:
   Make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1:
   The Prince?
FATHER:
   Yes. Make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1:
   Oh, yes, of course.
GUARD #2:
   Hic!
GUARD #1:
   Ah. I thought you meant him. You know, it seemed a bit daft me havin' to guard him when he's a guard.
FATHER:
   Is that clear?
GUARD #2:
   Hic!
GUARD #1:
   Oh, quite clear. No problems.
FATHER:
   Right. Where are you going?
GUARD #1:
   We're coming with you.
FATHER:
   No, no. I want you to stay here and make sure 'e doesn't leave.
GUARD #1:
   Oh, I see. Right.

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