Bazza Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 Krypton and Guardians of The Galaxy both exist in the same galaxy. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 ... insert the crowbar between his left and right ventricles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 4, 2017 Report Share Posted October 4, 2017 I am having a can of vegetable soup, heated in the microwave oven, for lunch today because I forgot the better lunch at home. And it is cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 "Don't mind me. I'm having a bad hair life." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 6, 2017 Report Share Posted October 6, 2017 How can vegans ever have any pudding? Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 Yet another inexplicable concept, seen on campus earlier this week: Fishnet stockings and Birkenstocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 9, 2017 Report Share Posted October 9, 2017 Leftover chicken curry with rice and peanuts for lunch. Yum. But alas, no lager. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 Is leftover lager even any good? Sorry, I guess that's technically not a non-sequitur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 10, 2017 Report Share Posted October 10, 2017 How long has that been going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 What a bunch of jerks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 11, 2017 Report Share Posted October 11, 2017 Come on, Freedom Cage! Roll me to safety! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 12, 2017 Report Share Posted October 12, 2017 Watching paint dry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 Of course I cannot attend your meeting. You scheduled it directly against my class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted October 13, 2017 Report Share Posted October 13, 2017 "How do you feel?" "Like a million bucks, but my bank account disagrees." tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted October 15, 2017 Report Share Posted October 15, 2017 White bread. Because PBJ on wheat bread sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 There appear to be more Thai restaurants than Starbucks in Fort Walton Beach... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 No, I've never had a pumpkin spice latte. And, Heaven willing, I never will. tkdguy and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 16, 2017 Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 r-process nucleosynthesis! In the news! AHA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahaaaaa ..... L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Six seconds and fourteen cans of maroon paint. All we need is some razor wire and a box of rabbit food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 18, 2017 Report Share Posted October 18, 2017 Siphusauctum lloydguntheri was a bottom-feeder that lived about 500 million years ago, according to a description published in the Journal of Paleontology. Even after half a billion years, they'll still call you a bottom-feeder. Reputation is forever. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 19, 2017 Report Share Posted October 19, 2017 The two cats were named Beezilbub and Messysoftafleas. The kids named them, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 A superabundance of leftovers, even without the popcorn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 23, 2017 Report Share Posted October 23, 2017 Atomic BACON! That's the key! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 25, 2017 Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 It's write-only memory. Nobody actually reads the posts in that thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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