tkdguy Posted August 27, 2020 Report Share Posted August 27, 2020 He is a man of culture, education, and good taste. No wonder everybody hates him! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 Meeting in 45 minutes. Should I put on pants? Should I brush my hair? Should I have another drink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 1, 2020 Report Share Posted September 1, 2020 ... the meeting is still going on, and the answers should have been no, no, and several. jeeeeeeeeez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 2, 2020 Report Share Posted September 2, 2020 Bourbon & gatorade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 3, 2020 Report Share Posted September 3, 2020 Coffee & Pepto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 Titanic. Deck chairs. Consider the analogy with your recent suggestions about our collective actions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 Quote You decide to lay a trap for the aliens. You truck your wounded out to White Sands Missile Range. You leave them amidst many large "FREE LUNCH" signs. The aliens show up and start chowing down on your delicious wounded. You then set off the 20-megaton bomb buried just under the sand there. Source: Subject: Simple if bizarre Date: Tue, 9-Jul-85 11:23:31 EDT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 4, 2020 Report Share Posted September 4, 2020 image: disembodied beatific heads floating in a sea of money bags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 Jump down, turn around, look at what the monkey did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 5, 2020 Report Share Posted September 5, 2020 Dats becuas its' oll rong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 <power chords> ... Smoked on the water, And pyrite in the sty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 ... with tongue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 9, 2020 Report Share Posted September 9, 2020 Octopus cooked correctly is a nugget of beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 <Clarkson>How hard could it be?</Clarkson> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 Poor Jupiter. He looks like Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 11, 2020 Report Share Posted September 11, 2020 This is the second time this week I rode off a bridge and drowned my horse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 Hey, where did everybody go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 15, 2020 Report Share Posted September 15, 2020 Neutrinos and antineutrinos cannot shake hands, because they have opposite handednesses. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 Somehow, you always know when your Game Master's "homebrew" campaign is really Middle-earth with the serial numbers filed off. GM: You reach the town. For some strange reason it was built on top of the lake instead of on the shore. A guardsman, obviously an archer, walks over to you. Player (in character): Let me guess. Your name is Bard, right? GM: No, no, my name is BRAD. Bard isn't a name; it's the hair on your face! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 19, 2020 Report Share Posted September 19, 2020 My homebrew campaigns tend to be in places I lived when I was young, with distortions of the real-world situation at the time. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 Analysis paralysis strikes again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 20, 2020 Report Share Posted September 20, 2020 Doo wacka doo wacka doo wacka doo wacka doo.... LEGENDARILY BAD BAGPIPES!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 5:00 PM Friday. Time to restrain myself from becoming a frothing berserker and performing massive slaughter with a big 2-handed red pen, to gearing up the remote gaming tools and allowing myself to do almost exactly that. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 Today is Saturday. Why does it feel like Monday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 26, 2020 Report Share Posted September 26, 2020 What did you DO?!? </Violet Parr> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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