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Elaine: Your standards are too high.
Jerry: I went out with you.
Elaine: That's because my standards are too low.

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Keldorn - Attacks chicken 3 + 1 = 4 miss
Chicken - Attacks Keldorn
Chicken did 1 damage to Keldorn
Chicken did 1 damage to Keldorn
Chicken did 1 damage to Keldorn
4 + 1 = 5 miss
Chicken did 1 damage to Keldorn
Chicken did 1 damage to Keldorn
Chicken did 1 damage to Keldorn
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Keldorn- Potion of Storm Giant Gulp!
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Keldorn- Attacks chicken 20 + 6 = 26 hit
TORM TAKE YOU!
Keldorn did a metric ton of damage to chicken
Blue screen...Memory dump 24%...36%....67%....87%... system reboot

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Cooper wore out barrels of moccasins in working that trick. Another stage-property that he pulled out of his box pretty frequently was his broken twig. He prized his broken twig above all the rest of his effects, and worked it the hardest. It is a restful chapter in any book of his when somebody doesn't step on a dry twig and alarm all the reds and whites for two hundred yards around. Every time a person is in peril, and absolute silence is worth four dollars a minute, he is sure to step on a dry twig. There may be a hundred other handier things to step on, but that wouldn't satisfy Cooper. Cooper requires him to turn out and find a dry twig; and if he can't do it, go and borrow one.

 

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DM: After many hard days of travel you reach Weathertop.
Aragorn: You know what guys? I'm thinking... screw that.
Frodo: Forget it. No way I'm climbing that thing.
DM: You are too weary to go on tonight. You must rest, and there's nowhere else around to make camp.
Frodo: We'll just sleep at the bottom of the hill then.
DM: You're so tired that the ground around here is not restful enough. You need to rest in the more comfortable area on top of the hill.
Frodo: Then we probably don't have the energy to climb the hill anyway.
DM: No, you have just enough energy to climb this hill, but not enough energy to go on or look for somewhere else to camp.
Frodo: That is a very specific level of tired.
DM: Maybe. Anyway, it's also dark now.
Aragorn: Hey guys, I have an idea. Let's camp on this huge hill tonight.
DM: Good idea.
Sam: Stupid DM.

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