Cygnia Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 Really Smart Suspect Caught After Liking His Wanted Poster On Facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 I just love this story so much, I don't even care that it's just up the road from me [link] I laughed so hard I couldn't finish reading it aloud. My daughter pointed out that it's an April Fools news item, to which I replied, "but... Florida!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 Snopes says it's fake. http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/goldentickets.asp I like the baby alligator detail. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary notes that the only detail that strained credibility is the implication that a number of people actually bought the tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted May 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 ... You people live to crush my dreams, don't you? I'm not sure which is worse, that I fell for it or that it is totally plausible for a Florida story. Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 The plausibility thing. Totally. gewing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 There's some stuff you just can't make up, because no one would believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 On a very sad note. The scum that shot and killed a North Idaho police sergeant stated that he shot him be a use he was afraid the officer would find his gun, and he was on PROBATION... I want to scream at him :"How did that work out for you $&+""&+#/!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 ... You people live to crush my dreams, don't you? I'm not sure which is worse, that I fell for it or that it is totally plausible for a Florida story. To be fair, it was a mostly credible story. On the face of it more believable than, say, that an aide in the California State Prosecutor's office would not only start pretending to be some kind of chief of Knights Templar Police, but would start setting up meetings with local police departments as if he expected to be taken seriously as a colleague... Lucius Alexander Then again, I believe in palindromedaries so what do I know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Man Hides Fully Loaded .25 Caliber Gun In His Anus No, it did not go off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted May 12, 2015 Report Share Posted May 12, 2015 Man Hides Fully Loaded .25 Caliber Gun In His Anus No, it did not go off... that would be to appropriate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Really Smart Suspect Caught After Liking His Wanted Poster On Facebook You think that is bad? What about the article linked on that page when I looked at it: Suspect Turns Herself In Because She Just Can't Stand To See Her Unflattering Mugshot On Facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 16, 2015 Report Share Posted May 16, 2015 Drug Dealer Takes 23 Days To Poop Out Crack Stash Hidden In His Butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 death tribble, Cancer and Christopher 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 Only you can prevent your own idiocy (And maybe the local PD if you're lucky) Christopher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 Obviously, he was going to ask the bear to sharpen his hatchet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 Obviously, he was going to ask the bear to sharpen his hatchet. "So," The Bear said, "You come to my cave for the secret of Ursine steel , do you?" "Such is my quest," The human said earnestly, hope in his voice but it was a hope he dared not hold onto too tightly. The Bears had guarded their secrets closely from humans, and with good reason. None of them had forgiven the actions of the human King Colbert the First and that mad monarch's reign had tainted human bear relations to this day. The bear scratched his chin, "Not far from here, you will find a greedy and selfish ranger! A woodland warrior who has ever vexed me." The human nodded slowly. He had heard of this fellow, a man by the name of Smith, "I know of him. It would be easier to defeat him with ursine steel," He said hopefully. The bear laughed, "No little human, I do not wish him killed. Bring me Smith's treasure, bring me, his picnic basket." The human winced. This would be no easy achievement. The Bear was setting him to a task that the bear himself hadn't achieved. He should have known. Any animal with the secret to Ursine Steel had to be smarter than the average bear. L. Marcus, pinecone, Christopher and 10 others 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted May 17, 2015 Report Share Posted May 17, 2015 "So," The Bear said, "You come to my cave for the secret of Ursine steel , do you?" "Such is my quest," The human said earnestly, hope in his voice but it was a hope he dared not hold onto too tightly. The Bears had guarded their secrets closely from humans, and with good reason. None of them had forgiven the actions of the human King Colbert the First and that mad monarch's reign had tainted human bear relations to this day. The bear scratched his chin, "Not far from here, you will find a greedy and selfish ranger! A woodland warrior who has ever vexed me." The human nodded slowly. He had heard of this fellow, a man by the name of Smith, "I know of him. It would be easier to defeat him with ursine steel," He said hopefully. The bear laughed, "No little human, I do not wish him killed. Bring me Smith's treasure, bring me, his picnic basket." The human winced. This would be no easy achievement. The Bear was setting him to a task that the bear himself hadn't achieved. He should have known. Any animal with the secret to Ursine Steel had to be smarter than the average bear. "Ursine Steel? Signs of early contact between Kulrathi and the Space Apes found." - GNN, Star Drive 2: http://i1.wp.com/www.spacegamejunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/NewGame.png gewing and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Colorado Man Hires Stuffed Animal As Defense Attorney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Colorado Man Hires Stuffed Animal As Defense Attorney At least it was an Owl (Animals of Wisdom) and it was named Solomon. If I had to choose a Stuffed Animal Lawyer, i would propably prefer a Owl named Solomon too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 There is always the possibility that he genuinely and with good reason thinks the stuffed owl will do a better job than his previous defense attorneys, and this represents a sincere if desperate attempt to get competent counsel on a budget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Yeah. I'm wondering the same. Great named for a stuffed owl though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 This is hilarious. Young lady narrating surveillance video of guy robbing her as she tries to delay him. Slightly NSF due to an F-bomb at the beginning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 Worst Excuse Ever: Drunk Driver Claims “Man Dropped From The Sky And Drove Her Car” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 man tries to steal an AK47, by stuffing it down his pants... http://bit.ly/1QhPVWm Christopher 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Not loaded? Awwww. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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