Steve Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 A few times when I've run street level crimefighting campaigns, I've heard a few of these quotes from players as intros when they arrive on scene and the players aren't quite in the right grimly serious moods for their characters. Here are some of the more humorous examples I recall. "Beware evildoers, for I am the crabgrass in the lawn of crime." "Fear me. I am the parking meter that won't take your coins." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spence Posted February 23, 2014 Report Share Posted February 23, 2014 I've actually played in a Darkwing Duck game. It was awesome and a refreshing change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 7, 2014 Report Share Posted March 7, 2014 "I am the chainsaw that will clearcut your dark forest of villainy!" "You dirty diaper of greed, I have come to wipe clean the tender bottom of decent society!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DusterBoy Posted March 20, 2014 Report Share Posted March 20, 2014 "Beware! For I am the rake in the lawn of crime!" Although that might make them burst out laughing instead of cowering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 You can paraphrase one from Bored of the Rings: "I am here to lance your evil carbuncle of evil before you can complete your loathesome squeeze play!" "I will sift your stone of corruption from the flour of society before it gets baked into the cake of justice!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted March 21, 2014 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 Cancer, your second one is really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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IndianaJoe3 Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 "Criminals beware, for I am the lead in the pencil of justice!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spence Posted March 21, 2014 Report Share Posted March 21, 2014 You know you just made me pull out my Darkwing Duck DVD's.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 You know you just made me pull out my Darkwing Duck DVD's.... Let's get dangerous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 "I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the hole in the condom of crime! I am Darkwing Duck!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 22, 2014 Report Share Posted March 22, 2014 Ewww... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted March 27, 2014 Report Share Posted March 27, 2014 "I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the deadlock of the Congress of Crime! I am Darkwing Duck! "I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the cover on the spitoon of crime! I am Darkwing Duck!" "I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the mold on the bread of crime! I am Darkwing Duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted March 28, 2014 Report Share Posted March 28, 2014 I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the odor eater in crime's limburger factory! I am Darkwing Duck! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the breeze in the dead air of crime! I am Darkwing Duck! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the spaying of crime's adopted pet! I am Darkwing Duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the gum stuck to crime's shoes! I. Am. Darkwing-Duck!I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the wedgie in the shorts of crime! I. Am. Darkwing-Duck!I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the food caught in crime's teeth! I. Am. Darkwing-Duck!I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the flashlight in the dark den of crime! I. Am. Darkwing-Duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 i am the TERROR who FLAPS in the night I am the STALE CREAMER in your COFFEE of crime I am DARKWING DUCK and speaking of ducks I am the TERROR who FLAPS in the night I am the DANDUFF in the BEARD of crime I am DARKWING DUCK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted March 30, 2014 Report Share Posted March 30, 2014 I wonder which of my intros got liked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 The stale creamer one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 thanks bluecloud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 NP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 I am the terror, that flaps in the night, I am...on fire! OH GOD! PUT IT OUT! I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the bacon grease on the cereal spoon of crime! I am Darkwing Duck! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the giant green spot on the potato chip of crime! I am Darkwing Duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhantomGM2602 Posted April 1, 2014 Report Share Posted April 1, 2014 I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT,I AM THE LIGHTNING BOLT THAT STRIKES AT THE SPIRES OF CRIME I AM DARKWING DUCK! I AM THE HORROR THAT SOARS IN THE NIGHT! I AM THE SOURCE OF EVERY CRIMINAL'S NIGHTMARES I AM DARKWING DUCK! I AM THE TERROR WHO FLAPS IN THE NIGHT! I AM THE HURRICANE THAT DESTROYS THE CITADELS OF EVIL! I AM DARKWING DUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted April 2, 2014 Report Share Posted April 2, 2014 I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the soap that washes out the dirty mouth of crime! I am Darkwing Duck! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the monkey that flings poo at crime! I am Darkwing Duck! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the wedgie in crime's last pair of underwear! I am Darkwing Duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balabanto Posted April 3, 2014 Report Share Posted April 3, 2014 I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the mold on the cheeseburger bun of crime! I am Darkwing Duck! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the full price item in the two for one sale of crime! I am Darkwing Duck! I am the terror that flaps in the night I am the form request form that lurks in crime's desk! I am Darkwing Duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted April 4, 2014 Report Share Posted April 4, 2014 I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the letter announcing to crime that the bill for justice is past due! I am Darkwing Duck! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the, "404" error crime gets when searching for mercy! I am Darkwing Duck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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