Meteorite smashes into the Moon producing brightest flash of light ever seen from Earth

[McCoy]

Meteorite smashes into the Moon producing brightest flash of light ever seen from Earth

 

Anyone else feel an Origin coming on?

 

[Cancer]

"Nyaah, nyaah! Missed me!"

[L. Marcus]

A grieving man kneels at the grave of his murdered wife, and is struck in the head by a tiny meteor -- a piece of shrapnel of that there impact. The damage should have at the very least rendered him unable to walk, but instead it has given him unfathomable powers of telekinesis. He decides to avenge his wife through fighting crime as the vigilante Starstruck.

[Badger]

All I know is that it is the last time I am teleporting to the moon after eating a bean burrito

[Old Man]

From the sound of it, I think we'd all rather you keep teleporting to the moon after you eat burritos.  Definitely don't stay here.