phoenix240 Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 Chuck Norris style "Capt America once gave a pre game pep talk so inspiring that both teams won." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix240 Posted July 9, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 Post some of your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 the golden age starman inveted the tv remote control BEFORE the television was perfected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted July 9, 2014 Report Share Posted July 9, 2014 Superman blew out the sun on his birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Batman can solve crimes before the perpetrator even thinks of committing them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 a dyslexic criminal once tried to emulate a great crime and abducted wildfowl. He stole 40 drakes and that is terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKJAM! Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Aquaman regularly has sushi. Cthulu sushi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Kansas used to be a mountain range, until Thor stubbed his toe on one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 a dyslexic criminal once tried to emulate a great crime and abducted wildfowl. He stole 40 drakes and that is terrible. that is indeed a fowl act Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2014 Report Share Posted July 10, 2014 Spiderman finds that a lot of his foes are stuck up. Especially after the fight.... And Dr Frankenstein will make a man out of you. Maybe even before you are dead....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted July 15, 2014 Report Share Posted July 15, 2014 Reed Richards invented inventing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 16, 2014 Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 Sue Richards once posed for Playboy, but she was fully invisible. All the readers saw was a blank page on the centerfold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix240 Posted July 16, 2014 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 Sue Richards once posed for Playboy, but she was fully invisible. All the readers saw was a blank page on the centerfold. And the issue still made record sales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 16, 2014 Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 When it's the Green Lantern's birthday, the JLA members bake him a cake with yellow icing. It turns out pastries cut with a power ring don't taste very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 16, 2014 Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 When Chuck Norris wants a close shave he goes to Wolverine who trims his beard and mustache. Not one scratch ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christougher Posted July 16, 2014 Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 When Chuck Norris wants a close shave he goes to Wolverine who trims his beard and mustache. Not one scratch ever. Because not even adamantium claws can pierce his skin, obviously. Chris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 16, 2014 Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 Superman actually bathes in the Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted July 16, 2014 Report Share Posted July 16, 2014 Werewolf at Night had a bad laboratory accident involving a washing machine - he is now Wash-and-Were! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 At least one pizza chain had to drop its "delivery within 30 minutes, or it's free" slogan after Flash and Quicksilver both quit abruptly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Mystique won the Miss Universe pageant. Five times. As five different contestants. And Mr. Universe once, just for kicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigereye Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 These jokes remind me of one I heard back in the day... Why doesn't the Sun go down on the British Empire? Because it knows what's good for it, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 ecuse me rotor baron but that is werewolf BYnight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 17, 2014 Report Share Posted July 17, 2014 Parents can now be fined if their toddler says 'I'm Batman !' after a number of criminals suffered seizures and heart attacks when they heard them say it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 never mind super-hero movies some heroes are lucky to get a comedy sketch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 29, 2014 Report Share Posted July 29, 2014 Aquaman's favorite food is the BLT sandwich. He doesn't like seafood very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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