BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 So with it being October, the realty site my wife gets emails from sent us a link to the following: http://www.trulia.com/local/64735/type:zombie_risk_unnaturalHazards Apparently it is a modded Environmental Risk program (normally for fire, flood, etc) that has Zombie Infestation, Ghost Sighting, and Vampire Hunting Grounds as special filters. I thought someone here might get some use out of it until they take it down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Baker Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Thanks for sharing. I'm in an area that's middle-of-the-road for ghost sightings, but we've been quarantined for zombie attacks. Unfortunately, everyone I'm quarantined with is likely a vampire waiting for a chance to bite me. On the plus side, the crime rate's low--probably because of all the zombies and vampires! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Yeah mine is not only a Vampire Hunting Ground but also "abandoned" due to Zombie Infestation. Not many ghosts though! Edited for spelling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 My neighbourhood has me. What is scarier than me with the honourable exception of an IRS audit ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted October 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 You heading up an IRS audit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeward2534 Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Hmm high risk for zombies, ghosts, and vampires. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 My neighbourhood has me. What is scarier than me with the honourable exception of an IRS audit ? Are Britons afraid of the IRS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 the church across the street from me would make a good fortress to hole up in the tower is a great lookout position Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 2, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2014 The problem with churches, IMO, is that they typically have stone work facades and those large stained-glass windows are difficult to board up. Unless it is an old Mission with tiny windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuestionMan Posted November 3, 2014 Report Share Posted November 3, 2014 Too many Hospitals and Graveyards in my area. However I live next door to a Reserve Armory. My SCA Armor and live steel weapons will get me to there. Should be fun. Cheers QM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 windows are up 8' from the ground at leastwhen I said a fortress, I meant a fortess The problem with churches, IMO, is that they typically have stone work facades and those large stained-glass windows are difficult to board up. Unless it is an old Mission with tiny windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Every other household around here has a chainsaw -- any zombie infestation will be rooted out in short order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheQuestionMan Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Gas or Electric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Gas, naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Problem with Chainsaws is that they are noisy. I recommend The Zombie Survival Guide. Good read. Very funny, in a macabre sort of way. Loads of good tips and arguments should a Zombie infestation ever occur (and I can think of three ways that could actually happen). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 We want the zombies to come to us -- over clear lines of fire, of course; the moose hunters can headshot them easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 (edited) A handful of zombies isn't a problem. It's when you have a full Apocalypse that you are well and truly f***ed. Best way to do that? make a lot of noise. You'll pull every zombie in hearing range straight towards you. Herd of Cows Murder of Crows Plague of Rats Apocalypse of Zombies Best way to deal with a full Apocalypse of Zombies? Farmer's combine with the blade set to just a few inches off of the ground. Pull all your Zed-heads into a wide open area and mow them down with Combines in a Chevron Formation. Afterwards, use bulldozers to pile all of the bodies into a dug-out pit and apply kerosine and fire liberally. Yes. I have thought about this extensively. My job as a baker leaves me with lots to and little to think about, so I can think about whatever I want and still be productive. And I'm fracking nuts Though I'm surprised that no one has asked my three theories on how a Zombie Apocalypse could actually happen. EDIT: And yes, I want someone to ask first. I'm trying not to (excessively) share my insanity with others unless they want me to. Edited November 10, 2014 by BlueCloud2k2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 ... This is the NGD. Insane away all you like, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 10, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Technically it's the MHI board Okay, bear in mind the following things: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Quantum Physics allows for multiple universes. Magic may exist in another universe, but not in ours, and it is possible it could leak over. Here we go (in order of least likely to most likely): Theory #1: Magic leaking over from an alternate universe where magic does exist. Or assuming magic does exist in our universe but has 'high-tides' and 'low-tides' and is not presently at high tide but that could change. Theory #2: Bio-Medical Nanotechnology to regenerate dead tissue that causes a corpse to animate and is spread through bodily fluid contact. Theory #3: Aliens using Nanotechnology to reanimate corpses to clean us from the planet so they can settle it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Have you watched Plan Nine recently? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueCloud2k2 Posted November 12, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 Never heard of it. Any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted November 12, 2014 Report Share Posted November 12, 2014 ... Plan Nine From Outer Space? The most famed of all bad movies out there? Ed Wood's magnum opus? It has zombies. And Bela Lugosi (kind of). Go see it -- your Geek Score can only rise due to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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