Lucius Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 In the Turakian Age, everybody hates the Ulronai. It's a rule. If you have a group of people everyone hates, there will surely be jokes about them. I'd like to hear suggestions for Ulronai jokes. I'll start. Q: How many Ulronai does it take to light a candle? A: Why would they light a candle when they can sneak up on you in the dark? Q: Why did the evil wizard hire a bunch of Ulronai mercenaries? A: There are some things that Orcs just won't do. Q: Why did the baron hire all the Ulronai males in his realm to tend his flock of sheep? A; Hey, if they're flocking with the sheep they're not flocking their own women and making more Ulronai! Q: Why should you never make fun of Ulronai to their faces? A: I don't know about you but I don't want to be close enough to one to look them in the face. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He saw an Ulronai coming. Q: Why did the jester take off in such a hurry? A: He saw the Ulronai coming too! Lucius Alexander Why are there Ulronai in the tagline? They're probably trying to steal the palindromedary. tkdguy, Nolgroth, bluesguy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 This is a concept that I never thought of, but it makes so much sense. Bravo, Lucius! Q. What's good about having an Ulronai porter? A. They always know the fastest route out of town. Q. What's bad about having an Ulronai porter? A. They take your luggage with them. Q. What do Ulronai call a dagger? A. A back scratcher. Brian Stanfield and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 What do you call an Ulronai criminal? Redundant. Lucius Alexander What do you call an Ulronai palindromedary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 What do you call an Ulronai criminal? Redundant. Lucius Alexander What do you call an Ulronai palindromedary? Two-faced. L. Marcus, Kesedrith and Lucius 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 14, 2015 Report Share Posted December 14, 2015 Duplicitous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 19, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2015 Q: Why did the evil necromancer hire a bunch of Ulronai mercenaries? A: There are some things Ghouls just won't do. Lucius Alexander What does an Ulronai palindromedary call you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja-Bear Posted December 19, 2015 Report Share Posted December 19, 2015 Q: Why did the evil necromancer hire a bunch of Ulronai mercenaries? A: There are some things Ghouls just won't do. Lucius Alexander What does an Ulronai palindromedary call you? And I thought ghouls just wanna have fun? Alibear 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteelCold Posted December 20, 2015 Report Share Posted December 20, 2015 Q: What's an Ulronai's version of committing suicide? A: Taking a bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Q: Why don't you see many Half-Orc Ulronai? A: Even Orcs have standards. Lucius Alexander Why are the Ulronai trying to steal a palindromedary? Do they need a reason? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted February 3, 2016 Report Share Posted February 3, 2016 Q. Why do Ulronai like to fight with swords? A. No one will get close enough to one to use a knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belwen Posted February 5, 2016 Report Share Posted February 5, 2016 Q. Why did the noble send his guard to collect 16 salashyr? A. He was having a dinner party and wanted a set of new napkin holders. Lord Liaden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Q: Why don't you see many Half-Troll Ulronai? A: Where do you think Ogres come from? Lucius Alexander Why can an Ulronai not ride a palindromedary? tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 Why can an Ulronai not ride a palindromedary? Because a palindromedary considers Ulronai a pain in its hypothetical kester. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted February 15, 2016 Report Share Posted February 15, 2016 And only an Ulronai can find its keister to be a pain in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urlord Posted February 16, 2016 Report Share Posted February 16, 2016 Why did the the pimp beat his Ulronai whore with an ugly stick? He was applying makeup to make her more desirable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Q: What's the difference between a zombie and an Ulronai? A: One is a shambling putrescent horror that poses a threat to all living things until it is mercifully destroyed, and the other is undead. Lucius Alexander What's the difference between a palindromedary and a backandforthtrian? Cantriped 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantriped Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Q: Why did the elven wizard hire an Ulronai warrior as his bodyguard? A: Because the best way to thwart a bandit is to hire a better bandit. Q: Why did the Ulronai run from the storm could? A: Because they were afraid of taking showers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cantriped Posted October 21, 2016 Report Share Posted October 21, 2016 Q: What's the difference between Goblins and Ulronai? A: One them them is irredeemable trash, and the other has green skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 Q: Why did the Giant drop a small boulder on the Ulronai? A: There wasn't a big boulder handy. Lucius Alexander What does a palindromedary call an Ulronai? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 16, 2017 Q: Why did the Giant drop a big boulder onto a small boulder? A: There was an Ulronai under the small boulder Lucius Alexander What does an Ulronai call a palindromedary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted December 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Q: Why do ghouls not consume Ulronai? A: Even ghouls have standards Lucius Alexander What does a palindromedary call you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2018 What's the difference between a vampire and an Ulronai? One's a bloodsucking parasitic horror, and the other is undead. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary thinks that joke is undead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trencher Posted October 16, 2018 Report Share Posted October 16, 2018 A goblin in a bar leaned over to the person next to it and said: "Do you want to hear an Ulronai joke?" The man looked down on the little goblin and said: "You could do that, but I warn you I am chief assassin among all the Ulronai, the seven foot guy besides me is the greatest warrior among the Ulronai and the guy besides him is the darkest and most powerful warlock and curse bringer among all of the Urlonai. Now are you SURE you want to tell me an Ulronai joke?" "Nah" said the goblin. "To much work having to explain the joke three times.." bigbywolfe and Ninja-Bear 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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