IndianaJoe3 Posted February 17, 2018 Report Share Posted February 17, 2018 Don't let random platitudes tell you how to run your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 This. What? You weren't asking for a recipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 A smaller fortune cookie. Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says that inside that one would be an even smaller fortune cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 So each time you opened one, the next one was smaller? That would be a brokerage firm cookie, not a fortune cookie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 Exactly. Each cookie should contain a larger cookie. Or two cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted February 18, 2018 Report Share Posted February 18, 2018 Remember the Pueblo Lucius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd, but you can be happy if you've a mind to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 19, 2018 Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 No one wants to see a picture of your penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 19, 2018 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2018 Happiness is Planet Earth in your rear view mirror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted March 27, 2018 A clever archvillain would put weapons in the dessert. Like nitrocellulose in the cookies. Just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 Next time more rice less spice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 Y Sex is a W UMa variable, but 24 Sex has two planets in a 2:1 orbit resonance around a subgiant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 "This is the fortune bin, not the suggestion box" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 When getting buffalo wings, insist on the mild sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 10, 2018 Report Share Posted July 10, 2018 Me ! That's Who ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 6, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2018 Attend to the maintenance you have deferred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 If you were alive a hundred years ago, you'd probably be dead now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 Good versus evil is melodrama. Good versus good is tragedy. Evil versus evil is politics as usual. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 If you can't hold your liquor, get your hands out of your pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 On 3/26/2018 at 11:45 PM, Cancer said: A clever archvillain would put weapons in the dessert. Like nitrocellulose in the cookies. Just sayin'. How in the world would you bake nitrocellulose cookies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 As my wife explains, the nitro is in the cream filling, which goes in after baking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wcw43921 Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 I will put in a vote for chocolate chips. Because I really like chocolate chips. Don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 In bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 That's what she said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted August 18, 2018 Report Share Posted August 18, 2018 A bigger fortune cookie Lucius Alexander The palindromedary says that inside that one is an even bigger fortune coookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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