Old Man Posted December 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 The solstice happens in about 25 minutes. Lights! Camera! Saturnalia! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 21, 2017 Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 I have three Star Wars funko bobble-heads (and a Darth candy dispenser that kinda matches) if anybody wants to trade or buy. I don't know how I keep acquiring the things.Glows-in-the-dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2017 It's been five years since the world ended. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 While driving home tonight, Lady P and I saw a hearse in the HOV lane. I don't think its supposed to work that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 Maybe it was the Munster kids out on a date? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 I'm really struggling to resist the urge to quote Luke Skywalker on the final exams I'm grading this evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 Annual personal assessment documents, on a scale from 1 to sucks, suck green slimy rocks from the bottom of a cesspool, through 2.5 meters of used catheter tubing, while you are nude and with your private parts slathered in a mixture of itching powder and peanut butter, and having to defend yourself against a cloud of starving weasels who think the peanut better smells like heaven on Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 I know one board member who would support it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 9, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 How To Poop Without Dying: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 What is more annoying: drivers who turn without signalling, or drivers who signal a turn then go straight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 10, 2018 Report Share Posted January 10, 2018 On January 8, 2018 at 4:35 PM, Pariah said: I'm really struggling to resist the urge to quote Luke Skywalker on the final exams I'm grading this evening. Fight the urge, because I've got a bad feeling about this. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 The only way I can get through each day is to distract the hell out of myself and just not think about my actual situation. Is that bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 Humans, flying foxes, and walruses. And maternity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted January 11, 2018 Report Share Posted January 11, 2018 My brother sent me a text today saying, "Life of the independent artist!" he just got a positive comment from some guy in the United Arab Emirates who heard his song on a Spotify like service. oh if you guys want to listen to his album - http://prosborne.com/music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 12, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2018 Today I made a dropping that was so long and rigid that it would not go down even after three flushes. I am proud of my creation. Lawnmower Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 13, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2018 Brushing my teeth when I received the missile attack alert on my phone. I thought for a moment about the lack of reinforced concrete structures in my area. Then I continued to brush my teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 Time may be nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once, but there are episodes where, like everything else, it doesn't do its job well. I have four different events tomorrow starting at 12:30 that I must/should/want to attend. The "Must" would otherwise be #3 on my priority list. Yeesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 17, 2018 Report Share Posted January 17, 2018 #RandomThought If an astronaut on the ISS gets sick, are they still _under_ the weather? tkdguy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2018 Report Share Posted January 21, 2018 Quick! While the government's shut down, let's switch everything to metric! tkdguy, Lord Liaden and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 Quote How to strategically infuse developmental advising techniques into email communication If that's what comes out when you try to compose an email title, your credibility as an advisor is down there with the dungbeetles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 Getting really tired of coughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Old Man said: Getting really tired of coughing. My sympathies. Last year I picked up some kind of really nasty bug which among other things, induced nearly a week of almost constant coughing. After I recovered from the other symptoms, my voice remained hoarse for almost six months. Since I use my voice professionally to earn an income, that was not a minor thing. I finally got an appointment with an ENT specialist, who informed me that my vocal cords were not completely closing as they should to make certain sounds. This is a named condition (so medically esoteric it escapes me) that involves the cords (which are essentially muscles) becoming strained and tense after prolonged intense coughing. Apparently not uncommon, nor is it uncommon for the condition to last for months. Normally this heals over time, although therapeutic throat massage sometimes helps (but it ain't cheap). My speech is now back to normal. Whether that's good or bad depends on who you ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 24, 2018 Report Share Posted January 24, 2018 Playing room monitor while someone else administers the ASVAB is not as exciting as, say, watching bread dough rise. But at least I got those labs graded! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 25, 2018 Report Share Posted January 25, 2018 I caught the end of Sharknado 2 and notice one of the extras. T'm thinking 'I know that face'. Then 'hang on, that's Kurt Angle ! So I wait until the end and the cast list and yes 'It's true, it's true', Kurt Angle plays the fire chief.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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