Sundog Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 T-Bone. Has less southern redneck connotations. Titles: Emperor vs Tsar vs Augustus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 Augustus. Because it comes before Septemberus. Winter weather conundrum: 25 degrees and snowy, vs. 35 degrees and rainy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 25 degrees and snowy. The snow will melt rapidly, while 35 degrees and rainy is a roasting steambath. (Do you think we're talking about the same degrees? I don't speak obsolete.) Fishing vs. Hunting. L. Marcus and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Fishing accidents seem less serious than hunting accidents. Fly fishing vesus spinner fishing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Given that I'm gonna lose a bunch of them in either case, spinners are less expensive. The B52's vs. an actual B-52 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Actual B-52s still inspire awe and respect. I never did understand some of the lyrics for the B-52s' songs. Carol Kombat XLXL: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer vs. Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Even though I typically like humorous songs, both of those songs get on my last nerve. So I'm voting for Weird Al's "Christmas at Ground Zero." Battle of the Not-Christmas Holidays: Hanukkah vs. Kwanzaa Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Kwanzaa has a Z and that cool double-A, and it could pass for a battle cry. Battle of the Not-Christmas Holidays II: Boxing Day vs. New Year's Eve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 19, 2017 Report Share Posted December 19, 2017 Nobody gets kissed on Boxing Day. Battle of Not-Christmas Holidays IM: Arbor Day vs. Flag Day (What? They're clearly not Christmas.... ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 16 hours ago, Pariah said: Given that I'm gonna lose a bunch of them in either case, spinners are less expensive. The B52's vs. an actual B-52 Can we use the actual B-52 on the B-52s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 11 hours ago, Old Man said: Actual B-52s still inspire awe and respect. I never did understand some of the lyrics for the B-52s' songs. Carol Kombat XLXL: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer vs. Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear With most songs (by quite a few groups) , I've learned to hope I don't understand the lyrics, because the lyrics often don't make any sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 10 hours ago, Old Man said: Kwanzaa has a Z and that cool double-A, and it could pass for a battle cry. Battle of the Not-Christmas Holidays II: Boxing Day vs. New Year's Eve Speaking of which, what does Kwanzaa celebrate exactly. I've never anybody who knows (which includes several people who have purported to celebrate) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 8 hours ago, Pariah said: Nobody gets kissed on Boxing Day. Battle of Not-Christmas Holidays IM: Arbor Day vs. Flag Day (What? They're clearly not Christmas.... ) Well, on Arbor Day, you can burn the old Christmas trees........What? Bass vs Trout Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 That's a warm water versus cold water choice. I'm used to fishing in cold water, so I prefer trout fishing. Unrestricted submarine warfare, vs strategic (but non-nuclear) air bombing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 I feel as though submarine warfare would result in fewer civilian deaths. Rocks or sharp sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 Sharp sticks can serve as incendiaries, and firewood. The same cannot be said of rocks, unless you're using coal. Comfort foods for the sick: Chicken soup vs oatmeal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 Oatmeal is not human food. Oatmeal is squirrel food. I'm more likely to eat the squirrel. Holiday weight gain: Chocolate chip cookies vs. Peppermint bark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 I like chocolate, but I am not a big fan of peppermint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 Battle of better ethics: Politician vs Telemarketer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 20, 2017 Report Share Posted December 20, 2017 Telemarketer. Sooner or later, he's actually going to tell you what he's selling. Guard vs Warder Pariah and Lucius 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Guard. Master of Voices: Mel Blanc vs. Frank Oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 23, 2017 Report Share Posted December 23, 2017 Blanc, though I'd pick Frank Welker Kilts: Bad idea vs really bad idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 29, 2017 Report Share Posted December 29, 2017 Vocal violence: Black Bolt vs. Mariah Carey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 Tha's nawt a kilt... (It's way better than a kilt) As for the question, Black Bolt can cause mass destruction, Mariah can only destroy ear drums and waste time. Greater toy... Lego vs. Hotwheels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 30, 2017 Report Share Posted December 30, 2017 I played with Hotwheelz in my childhood, didn't care for Legos all that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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