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Battle of the Green

 

Green Lantern Hal Jordon vs The Incredible Hulk.

 

Movies for both of them sucked.  But I'm giving it to Hal, because he can get more creative with his powers. 

 

Battle of the Bowmen

 

Green Arrow vs. Hawkeye

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Movies for both of them sucked.  But I'm giving it to Hal, because he can get more creative with his powers. 

 

Battle of the Bowmen

 

Green Arrow vs. Hawkeye

Logan squees like a little girl and wins as he snatches up the mini-series/movie/show

 

:)

 

(My own thought is it depends on terrain. Anything like a tropical Island, GA wins. More western Badlands or in a circus? Hawkeye... other places? Flip a coin)

 

 

The Thing of the FF vs Robotman of the Doom Patrol

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The Thing. He may be down, but he is never out.

 

Dr Destroyer vs Takofanes.

 

Dr. Destroyer does not like magic, it is one of the true forces he cannot control

 

And thus when he clashes against the ancient arch lich... he is defeated! But escapes...

The Win, Takofanes, lord eternal

 

 

(Of course, Dr. D will secretly manipulate a hand picked team of superheroes to defeat Takofones FOR him, then come in at the last to do the finishing blow... but that's another story)

 

Garfield vs Grumpy Cat

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Galactus can swallow planets, but Cthulhu exists in a dark dimension that crosses into our reality at will.  If Galactus swallows Earth he'll bite off more then he can chew, and be corrupted from the inside.

 

Buffy the Vampire Slayer versus The Charmed Ones.

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Bar soap. You don't lose half of it when you knock the bottle over. And if you're really bored, you can whittle it into obscene sculptures that are nice and slippery ....

 

Ahem.

 

Daffy Duck versus Donald Duck.

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Daffy Duck versus Donald Duck.

 

This was actually in Who Framed Roger Rabbit ? and it ended up as a tie. The real winner is the audience as they watch the demented antics of these two.

 

Wonder Woman versus Hannibal Lector.

As fond as I am of Thomas Harris's creation, I can't stomach (no pun intended) the thought of Wonder Woman being defeated by Lector. So Wonder Woman wins.

 

Could it be that that, it's just an illusion ?

 

Spellbinder (DC) vs Mysterio (Marvel)

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[syncopated music starts thumping]

First down the runway is Spellbinder wearing a post-modern patchwork of hackneyed checker patterns, squiggles and polka dots in a color that is so last season!  Next up is Mysterio in the oldtyme flowing purple cape mad fashionable this season by Dr. Strange, his hat appears to be a fishbowl made opaque perhaps as some sort of statement against voyeurism: now the fish are watching us!  Sublime!  Victory goes to Mysterio!

 

Now approaching the arena, direct from the hand of the lady of the lake with a short stop in a common rock comes the sword of kings, While in the other corner, the Melnibonean (sp?) weapon of unquenchable desire for souls...

 

Excalibur vs Stormbringer!

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Charmin vs. Campfire marshmallows.

This one would cut much more sharply in a "Which would you rather be" thread....

 

... But let's face it, campfire marshmallows are generally on fire, and as Marshal Petain said, "Fire kills."

 

Next up: battle of the bands!

 

Josie and the Pussycats versus the Electric Mayhem.

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Star Trek is at least unintentionally funny sometimes. Futurama is pretty much never funny. Trek wins.

 

Battle of the Deep Space Franchises:

 

Star Trek: Deep Space 9 vs. Babylon 5

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Star Trek is at least unintentionally funny sometimes. Futurama is pretty much never funny. Trek wins.

 

Battle of the Deep Space Franchises:

 

Star Trek: Deep Space 9 vs. Babylon 5

 

Quark ends up acquiring Bablyon 5 and then selling it on Ferengi Ebay...

Deep Space 9 wins!

 

 

Dr. Who vs John Constantine

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Ant-Man, purely based on attitude.

 

Futurama is pretty much never funny.

 

You are dead to me.  Next:

 

Paper checks vs. automatic bill payment

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