Bazza Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Doctor Strange, because strangeness can bypass fate, and thus overcome it. Battle of the Green Green Lantern Hal Jordon vs The Incredible Hulk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Battle of the Green Green Lantern Hal Jordon vs The Incredible Hulk. Movies for both of them sucked. But I'm giving it to Hal, because he can get more creative with his powers. Battle of the Bowmen Green Arrow vs. Hawkeye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Movies for both of them sucked. But I'm giving it to Hal, because he can get more creative with his powers. Battle of the Bowmen Green Arrow vs. Hawkeye Logan squees like a little girl and wins as he snatches up the mini-series/movie/show (My own thought is it depends on terrain. Anything like a tropical Island, GA wins. More western Badlands or in a circus? Hawkeye... other places? Flip a coin) The Thing of the FF vs Robotman of the Doom Patrol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 The Thing. He may be down, but he is never out. Dr Destroyer vs Takofanes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 The Thing. He may be down, but he is never out. Dr Destroyer vs Takofanes. Dr. Destroyer does not like magic, it is one of the true forces he cannot control And thus when he clashes against the ancient arch lich... he is defeated! But escapes... The Win, Takofanes, lord eternal (Of course, Dr. D will secretly manipulate a hand picked team of superheroes to defeat Takofones FOR him, then come in at the last to do the finishing blow... but that's another story) Garfield vs Grumpy Cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Grumpy Cat because I am sick to death of Garfield. Chalkboards vs. whiteboards. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Whiteboards due to the lack of the fingernail problem. Battle of the Calamities: Cthulhu vs Galactus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Galactus can swallow planets, but Cthulhu exists in a dark dimension that crosses into our reality at will. If Galactus swallows Earth he'll bite off more then he can chew, and be corrupted from the inside. Buffy the Vampire Slayer versus The Charmed Ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Buffy because The Charmed Ones went Sex and the City and insisted on getting the girls paired off and happily married etc. Cry me a river Black Canary vs Banshee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Banshee can fly. Black Canary cannot. Irony! Bar soap vs. liquid body wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Bar soap. You don't lose half of it when you knock the bottle over. And if you're really bored, you can whittle it into obscene sculptures that are nice and slippery .... Ahem. Daffy Duck versus Donald Duck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Unless Bar soap is walking and slips on the floor, Bar wins because it can be thrown. Wonder Woman versus Hannibal Lector. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Daffy Duck versus Donald Duck. This was actually in Who Framed Roger Rabbit ? and it ended up as a tie. The real winner is the audience as they watch the demented antics of these two. Wonder Woman versus Hannibal Lector. As fond as I am of Thomas Harris's creation, I can't stomach (no pun intended) the thought of Wonder Woman being defeated by Lector. So Wonder Woman wins. Could it be that that, it's just an illusion ? Spellbinder (DC) vs Mysterio (Marvel) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 [syncopated music starts thumping] First down the runway is Spellbinder wearing a post-modern patchwork of hackneyed checker patterns, squiggles and polka dots in a color that is so last season! Next up is Mysterio in the oldtyme flowing purple cape mad fashionable this season by Dr. Strange, his hat appears to be a fishbowl made opaque perhaps as some sort of statement against voyeurism: now the fish are watching us! Sublime! Victory goes to Mysterio! Now approaching the arena, direct from the hand of the lady of the lake with a short stop in a common rock comes the sword of kings, While in the other corner, the Melnibonean (sp?) weapon of unquenchable desire for souls... Excalibur vs Stormbringer! death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Stormbringer as you left out Excalibur's sheath. Timey-wimey shenanigans: Dr. Who vs Kang the Conqueror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iuz the Evil Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Dr Who because wibbley wobbley timey wimey Tardis. Charmin vs. Campfire marshmallows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Charmin vs. Campfire marshmallows.This one would cut much more sharply in a "Which would you rather be" thread.... ... But let's face it, campfire marshmallows are generally on fire, and as Marshal Petain said, "Fire kills." Next up: battle of the bands! Josie and the Pussycats versus the Electric Mayhem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 The Electric Mayhem wins because they have Animal. All the cast of Josie and the Pussycats cannot stand against Animal. Magic Mayhem ! Baron Mordo vs Dr Doom Pariah, Cancer and Netzilla 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Dr Doom wins as he has science & technology as well as magic. Plus, Mordo is a loser. Jane Austen vs Bronte Sisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Jane Austen for the power of snark. Futurama vs Star Trek. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Star Trek is at least unintentionally funny sometimes. Futurama is pretty much never funny. Trek wins. Battle of the Deep Space Franchises: Star Trek: Deep Space 9 vs. Babylon 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Star Trek is at least unintentionally funny sometimes. Futurama is pretty much never funny. Trek wins. Battle of the Deep Space Franchises: Star Trek: Deep Space 9 vs. Babylon 5 Quark ends up acquiring Bablyon 5 and then selling it on Ferengi Ebay... Deep Space 9 wins! Dr. Who vs John Constantine Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Dr. Who. Most of his companions live. Shirow time: Appleseed vs. Ghost in the Shell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Ghost in the Shell for the simple reason that JohnnyAppleseed posts here and we will never live it down if he won. Microscopic Mayhem ! The Atom (comics version) vs Antman (comics version) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Ant-Man, purely based on attitude. Futurama is pretty much never funny. You are dead to me. Next: Paper checks vs. automatic bill payment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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