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#1 Lucius

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 08:33 AM

We were playing Monster Hunters, late one night
When my character beheld an eerie sight
A monster on a slab started to rise
And suddenly to no one's surprise

We did the smash, we did the monster smash
The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash,
We did the smash, collecting bounties in cash
We did the smash, we did the monster smash

From vampires lurking about in the dark
To werewolves hunting in Central Park
We have the firepower and we mean to fight
And bump off the things that go bump in the night

We do the smash, we do the monster smash
The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash,
We do the smash, collecting bounties in cash
We do the smash, we do the monster smash

There's ghouls and ghosts and goblins galore
Seems there's always something more
Godzilla ate half a neighborhood
How they kept THAT a secret I've never understood

We do the smash, we do the monster smash
The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash,
We do the smash, collecting bounties in cash
We do the smash, we do the monster smash

Now if doing mayhem to monsters is your own dream
Don't go it alone, try to join with a team
You need a weaponsmith to optimize your gun
And take a headshot when you can to maximize your STUN

And do the smash, we do the monster smash
The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash,
We do the smash, collecting bounties in cash
We do the smash, we do the monster smash

If you can hook up with us you're welcome to try
To qualify for monster smashing with MHI
The gear is the best stuff that money can buy
Plus a paid for funeral when you finally die

Then you can smash, then you can monster smash
The monster smash, when guns and monsters clash,
Then you can smash, collecting bounties in cash
Then you can smash, then you can monster smash

Lucius Alexander

No bounty on a palindromedary
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