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Michael Hopcroft

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Michael Hopcroft last won the day on November 16 2014

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About Michael Hopcroft

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    Your Tax Dollars at Play
  • Birthday 07/20/1963

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    http://www.mphpress.com
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    mhopcroft@seraphimguard.com

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  • Biography
    Author of The Kevin & Kell RPG
  • Occupation
    Medical Records Clerk

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  1. Michael Hopcroft

    Answers & Questions

    Q: What do you mean we've been conquered by small pastel-colored horses with magic powers? A: Looking at the election makes me long for Celestia, Luna, Cadence, and Twilight Sparkle to cross their dimension and take over from us stupid apes.
  2. Michael Hopcroft

    Answers & Questions

    Q: You're saying a PC is going to put me in handcuffs and take me down to the station for questioning? A: I'll plead Artistic Self-Defense.
  3. Michael Hopcroft

    Random Song Lyrics Thread

    No, nothing at all, No, I don't regret anything! Neither the good that's been done to me, Nor the bad; It's all the same to me! No, nothing at all, No, I don't regret anything! It's been paid for, swept (away), Forgotten. I don't care about the past! With my memories I have lit the fire! My disappointments, my pleasures, I no longer need them. Swept away are the loves with their trembling, swept away forever! I start again at zero. No, nothing at all, No, I don't regret anything! Neither the good that's been done to me, Nor the bad; It's all the same to me! No, nothing at all, No, I don't regret anything! Because my life, because my joy, today begins with you!
  4. Michael Hopcroft

    NGD Scenes from a Hat

    Paint him red and attach him to Ian McKellen's jacket.
  5. Michael Hopcroft

    Answers & Questions

    Q: Why are you demanding I nerf my full-conversion cyborg PC? A: I have a good idea why you did this, but that doesn't mean this was a good idea. It wasn't. It's actually a horrible idea.
  6. Michael Hopcroft

    Random Television Quotes

    “Dude, sucking at sumthin’ is the first step towards being sorta good at something.”
  7. Michael Hopcroft

    Answers & Questions

    Q: Aren't you taking your crusade to eradicate every snail on the continent a bit too far? A: You're gonna swing from the chandelier!
  8. Michael Hopcroft

    Which New Diet Coke Flavors Are Worth Drinking?

    They still make those?
  9. Michael Hopcroft

    What Are You Listening To Right Now?

    I want one of those outfits (but in blue).
  10. Michael Hopcroft

    In other news...

    The entire town of Paradise, California (population 27,000) is being burned to the ground by a massive wildfire. At work yesterday I heard one of my co-workers describing the plight of someone they knew who had to evacuate. They'd gotten their dogs out in time, but not their cats. Presumably said kitties met a gruesome demise from smoke and flame. There have been human deaths as well. The wildfire apparently started when someone didn't properly put out their campfire.
  11. Michael Hopcroft

    Which New Diet Coke Flavors Are Worth Drinking?

    I enjoy the manga flavor on occasion, but I'm getting a Sodastream so I'm now on the lookout for flavors to put in homemade soda. EDIT: That's MANGO flavor! MANGO!
  12. Michael Hopcroft

    Random Television Quotes

    "The writers flipped! We have no script! Why bother to rehearse?"
  13. Michael Hopcroft

    2018 Baseball Thread (MLB and whatever)

    Getting value for Puig could be a problem, or even deciding what value is. Puig is an extraordinary talent, is clutch when things are on the line, and wants to win. He is also a massive head case. The Dodgers have never really gotten his full potential out of him because they can't live with his behavior. But I suspect that if you try to turn him into a model citizen he won't be as good. I don't think they can find a team that will give them close to value in trade unless they are simply trading him to get his out of their hair -- which could be a mistake. On a related note, the M's just traded up-and-coming catcher Mike Zunino for an outfielder whose name I don't remember. They've been right on the egde of the wild card races the last two seasons, but haven't made the next step to contending. Nelson Cruz can still hit it out and Robinson Cano isn''t quite finished (despite the poor judgment that cost him about half of 2018). But Felix Hernandez clearly doesn;t have the stuff any more to be a premier MLB pitcher. Ideally they can find a way to let him finish his career as a Mariner, but that's mainly for sentiment -- if your goal is the World series he's a third or fourth starter at best at this twilight stage of his career. A quality free agent signing would do wonders for the morale of Mariners fans, but other than Cano the ownership has not shown a lot of willingness to spend money.
  14. Michael Hopcroft

    NGD Scenes from a Hat

    College football games, because college players don't have a union.
  15. Michael Hopcroft

    2018-19 NFL Thread.

    As I mentioned upthread, I'm surprised there are any Raiders fans left in Oakland. It's not like they're going to will away the relocation. Hiring Jon gruden back may be the Raiders' way of giving their fans the bird before slamming the door in their faces on the way out. I don;t expect them to treat their new fans in Vegas any better.
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