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Funksaw

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Funksaw last won the day on March 25 2005

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  1. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Clive: "Jetpack Nazis made me late for work. Fuckin' jetpack Nazis." Calvin: (Nodding) "Yeah. Fuckin' jetpack Nazis." Clive: "Yep, they were holding up the toolbooth. Jetpack fuel's spendy. When they fly in formation, their exhausts are tuned to play the Horst Wessel Lied. I recognized it even though one of them was out of tune. It sounded awful. Dumbass nearly crashed into one of the toll booths. Slowed traffic for miles. It was about 2PM yesterday. I was on on the way to the office, fuckers were flying so low they took off my antenna, and then that happened. I mean, really how hard is it to tune a jetpack?" -------------------- This actually wouldn't be that weird a quote, except the game was Vampire, modern era.
  2. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... This isn't from a tabletop game, but it's funny enough... over VoIP on Team Fortress 2, where it's considered "newbie weekend" because people get to play for free this weekend and the game only costs $10. There's a game called "Pipeline" where your goal is to stand near a cart of your team's color and push it up a hill. The team that pushes the cart up the hill first wins. The teams are clearly color coded - the blue team pushes the blue cart, and the red team pushes the red cart. So it was with some annoyance when I said: "Okay, when I give you this ubercharge [a type of buff] you head straight to the cart..." that the next thing I said was: "...no, head to the other cart!"
  3. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... The funniest lines of the night cannot be printed. Let's just say that it wouldn't be out of place in an NC-17 comedy by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. I rolled up an energy blaster alien unfamiliar with the world's cultures and naive to boot. -------------- The scenario: An automatic alarm has gone off at the local Teenage Superhero Boarding School and Secret Super Base. Crescendo34 runs in the front door, and is surrounded by three nasty-looking men with machine guns. Crescendo34: "Hello. Are you the individuals who called in the alarm?"
  4. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Caleb: "It's a long and involved story, but I kinda was wondering if I could stay here a while. Least until I figure out what I'm going to do next." Regina: "You know you can, Caleb. Your old room is still up there. " Caleb: "Considering all the structural damage this place takes, I'm pleasantly surprised that it is!" Caleb: "I've learned to avoid three things in this place that can kill you. Shrapnel, Women, and Kareoke Night." Caleb: "Just promise me you'll stop me if I start... acting like me." Regina: "Yeah, y'gotta promise there. Just stay away from chicks that fit the gothic profile." Caleb: "What can I say? I'm a sucker for black lipstick, clove cigarettes, and father issues." Caleb: "Right now, I'm between morally ambiguous jobs..."
  5. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Shh! No one tell him what the joke really was!
  6. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... I'd Google the Queen's Beaver.
  7. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... In Shoulder Gunk?
  8. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... How often?
  9. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... *slaps forehead* Dammit, I wrote a villian group called "Peanut Gallery" for Digital Hero, and one of the characters I came up with was "Yo-Yolanda."
  10. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... It's either "personal immunity" or "hole in the middle" and I don't think "hole in the middle" is appropriate for an OIF Thong.
  11. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... You know, I always wanted to try Changeling but I couldn't wrap my head around it. It always seemed to me to be a bit unrealistic. I know that's kinda the point... but still...
  12. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... That actually happened to me in real life, only instead of RPGs, Bowling.
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  14. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Every time a word is mispronounced, I have to remove an article of clothing. A: Well, I would've, if my cellphone got signal on Pluto.
  15. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Arlington won't allow pagan symbols on tombstone. I know that Tabby was a veteran, but... A: KGB in your basement!
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