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Xavier Onassiss

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About Xavier Onassiss

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  • Birthday 08/19/1967

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  1. Pathfinder was created using the Open Gaming License for D&D. How could it be anything other than a D&D game?
  2. It's an all-too common occurrence in some parts of the country. I keep getting questions about my curious driving habit of activating my turn signal blinkers exactly once, about a half a second before changing lanes, and then doing so, shall we say... vigorously. I learned it's pretty much the only way to get the drop on the "blinker assassins." Yes, there's actually a name for these miscreants. They're the jerk-wipes in the adjacent lane who stomp on their gas pedal the instant they say a lane-change signal, as if they're on a crusade to prevent any and all would-be encroachments against the sanctity of their precious lane. May they all crash and burn.
  3. I am, in fact, my own evil twin. Which simplifies everything.
  4. It's like Pixar gave us the Fantastic Four movies we never got from Marvel.
  5. From what I heard, nobody was steering. Wesley Crusher (or Wil Wheaton) would have been an improvement. Continuing this derailment, as it's of no concern to me who (whom?) Cassandra thinks we're being to hard on, or not.
  6. Guess who gets the privilege of operating those detention centers? I can barely use a euphemism like "detention centers" with a straight face, so excuse me for a minute while I step away from the keyboard for a primal scream or something....
  7. A theme song for any and every Bard class character. Warning: a bit of foul language here.
  8. My conclusion is that his hearing went bad at a very convenient moment. (for him)
  9. I am... SARCASMAN! Like I need to tell you that.
  10. I've heard rumblings about a TTA rpg; has anyone seen it?
  11. Another GOP seat may be up for grabs. Who didn't see this one coming? Aside from Congressman Nunes, I mean. https://shareblue.com/failed-memo-stunt-leaves-nunes-in-danger-of-losing-his-seat/
  12. Trump never gets tired of reminding us all how superior he is. Mainly because he isn't.
  13. That would be pepperoni. I nuke it for about half a minute to remove excess grease before it goes on the pizza.
  14. I used to tell people who asked what I want for Christmas that I don't need anything, just get me a pizza. Now we make one from scratch every year because my wife understands me. Merry Christmas!
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