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Cancer

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Cancer last won the day on July 17

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About Cancer

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    Ontology oncology
  • Birthday 07/11/1956

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    https://www.cancer.gov

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    8h 51.4m +11° 49' (J2000)
  • Interests
    Annoying the GM
  • Biography
    My friends all stand upwind of me.
  • Occupation
    Placating annoyed GMs

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  1. Cancer

    Funny pics

    Hey, he could wear them on his head...
  2. Cancer

    Longest Running Thread EVER

    Well, my monthly whiskey budget went up.
  3. Cancer

    Complicate the Person Above

    Majorca is actually named for Death Tribble, as "Maj. Orca" was his pseudonym as he terrorized the western Mediterranean coasts while swimming around in a black-and-white union suit. When they discovered the island and found his beach cottage and several of pieces of said swimwear hanging about it, the place was labeled "Maj. Orca's Island"; over time that name was debased to its present form.
  4. Cancer

    Longest Running Thread EVER

    I remember dangling the car keys over my son in his crib and telling him he couldn't have them until his parents had had at least one night of uninterrupted sleep. It seemed like it would accelerate his progress toward the stated goal.
  5. Cancer

    College Football 2017-2018

    He's just playing to his political base, working on his job security.
  6. Cancer

    In other news...

    Aged in real cosmic rays!!
  7. Cancer

    Jokes

    I had lots of bad casseroles from Army kitchens in my formative years, so I admit to extreme bias here. Also in that era, "casserole" all too often meant "smother it in canned soup and bake forever". There were certain travesties inherent to 1950s and 1960s American cuisine.
  8. Cancer

    Jokes

    Heh. Long ago I observed: Many creatures feed their young on partially-digested regurgitated food. Humans do not do this. However, humans do make casseroles.
  9. Cancer

    A Game Of Questions

    Is he from Thulsa, Oklahoma?
  10. Cancer

    More space news!

    I went looking for more details on the new Jovian moons. There does not seem to be a real technical publication of this yet; the most definitive source I have found so far is the root institution's press release here.
  11. Cancer

    In other news...

    AI tech hasn't considered malicious input "Ok Google, browse to evil.com."
  12. It would be interesting to impose a mandatory drugtest an hour before each player's first game in a new major league uniform.
  13. Cancer

    Random Song Lyrics Thread

    Did you ever have to make up your mind? And pick up on one and leave the other behind? It's not often easy and not often kind. Did you ever have to make up your mind? Did you ever have to finally decide? And say yes to one and let the other one ride? There's so many changes and tears you must hide. Did you ever have to finally decide? Sometimes there's one with big blue eyes, cute as a bunny, With hair down to here, and plenty of money, And just when you think she's that one in the world, Your heart gets stolen by some mousy little girl, And then you know you'd better make up your mind. And pick up on one and leave the other behind. It's not often easy and not often kind. Did you ever have to make up your mind? Sometimes you really dig a girl the moment you kiss her, And then you get distracted by her older sister. When in walks her father and takes you in line, And says, "Better go on home, son, and make up your mind." And then you bet you'd better finally decide. And say yes to one and let the other one ride. There's so many changes and tears you must hide. Did you ever have to finally decide?
  14. Cancer

    World Creation Superdraft 2: July 2018

    Anuanu contemplates "Hold please" muzak selections
  15. Cancer

    The Non Sequitor Thread

    Dugongs & Dragoons, 4th ed.
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