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Cancer

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Cancer last won the day on September 9

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About Cancer

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    Ontology oncology
  • Birthday 07/11/1956

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    https://www.cancer.gov

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    8h 51.4m +11° 49' (J2000)
  • Interests
    Annoying the GM
  • Biography
    My friends all stand upwind of me.
  • Occupation
    Placating annoyed GMs

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  1. Cancer

    The Academics Thread

    Full-day retreat yesterday, half-day retreat tomorrow. Naturally, classes start a week from tomorrow.
  2. Cancer

    And now, for your daily dose of cute...

    Better than catching him in the morning when hung over.
  3. Cancer

    In other news...

    Happily, I last used a yahoo address in the late 1990s, and e-commerce didn't really exist back then.
  4. Cancer

    A Thread For Random Links

    Alternatives to resting bitch face Includes a link to a follow-on page.
  5. Cancer

    HFFL '18: Son of Gronk

    Yeah, you're carrying at least two dead men on your active roster. Make the Holes an offer and they might be willing to send you a Viking ...
  6. Cancer

    HFFL '18: Son of Gronk

    I'll consider it. Trying to acquire more Rams first.
  7. Cancer

    The Advice Column

    "There is only one way to deal with the chaos that today's world has become, and that is to go out and become one with the environment. "In other words, get polluted." -- Dirty Duck
  8. Cancer

    HFFL '18: Son of Gronk

    I don't think the entire NFL's cohort of kickers could have saved the Holes. EDIT: Hm, looks like no other NFC West kickers are available. Well, Arizona's is, but the Cardinals are so bad he has not been called to make an attempt this season. So, which NFL team should I visit the Black Hole Curse upon? Who's everyone hate? EDIT^2: Woo! Looks like the Black Hole Curse has claimed Larry Fitzgerald! Behold the power of the Dark Side.
  9. Cancer

    Complicate the Person Above

    Death Tribble was one of the famous microphones at Farm Hall.
  10. Cancer

    HFFL '18: Son of Gronk

    Saw that. The Holes had less than half the points of their opponent, so this week's theme is "half".
  11. Cancer

    The Advice Column

    When offered, buy a vowel.
  12. Cancer

    Funny pics

    Glancing into my daughter's room, that's quite understated.
  13. Cancer

    Jokes

    KNOCK KNOCK Who's there NEAL Neal who?
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