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Cancer

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Cancer last won the day on May 13

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    Annoying the GM
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    My friends all stand upwind of me.
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    Placating annoyed GMs

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  1. Cancer

    2017 Word Association Game

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  2. Cancer

    "Neat" Pictures

    This place too, though it was the first time for both of us.
  3. Cancer

    "Neat" Pictures

    We visited this place on the vacation. I also saw it a bit more than 50 years ago
  4. Cancer

    The Academics Thread

    1. Kurt Gödel's incompleteness theorem indicates that there must exist some formally undecidable propositions, that is, there exist true statements that cannot be proven true, and false statements that cannot be proven false. Malaclypse the Younger in Principia Discordia wrote that all things are true, even false things, but he was not to blame for this. Does the latter necessarily follow from the former? Yes, provably No, provably Yes, but not provably No, but not provably The proposition is tautological. Can I go get a beer now?
  5. Cancer

    Random Song Lyrics Thread

    I been warped by the rain Driven by the snow I'm drunk and dirty, don't you know And I'm still... willin' And I was out on the road late at night I seen my pretty Alice in every headlight Alice, Dallas Alice I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari Tehachapi to Tonapah Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back roads So I wouldn't get weighed And if you give me weed, whites, and wine And you show me a sign I'll be willin'... to be movin' Well, I've been kicked by the wind Robbed by the sleet Had my head stoved in But I'm still on my feet And I'm still... in a whole lot of trouble I smuggled some smokes And folks from Mexico Baked by the sun Every time I go to Mexico And I'm still... And I been from Tuscon to Tucumcari Tehachapi to Tonapah Driven every kind of rig that's ever been made Driven the back roads So I wouldn't get weighed And if you give me weed, whites, and wine And you show me a sign I'll be willin'... to be movin'
  6. Cancer

    Complicate the Person Above

    The reason Dungeness in England is such a wasteland is because Death Tribble desolated it, strip-mining rotelle from the originally beautiful wooded meadowlands. And only rotelle; he wantonly dumped perfectly good radiatore into refuse pits, which subsequently leached toxic pasta waste into the water table.
  7. Cancer

    NGD Scenes from a Hat

    A copy of Guillotine.
  8. Cancer

    The Non Sequitor Thread

    Never sent literal sh*t through a parcel delivery service before. First time for everything, I guess. (A colon cancer screen that supposedly works as well as the colonoscopy, but it requires you to send them a stool sample. And they don't mean an ottoman.)
  9. Cancer

    Superdraft: Back Benchers Unite!

    Only thing missing from my entry is the title, repeated here.
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