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  1. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Boot camp trainee: "This M-16 is lame. When do I get my BFG?" New Topic: Famous last words (or, The last thing _____ said before he/she died was __________.)
  2. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat I owe you Rep--to the tune of about $42,000.
  3. Re: Answers & Questions Q: You're reading Playgirl again?! A: Hold me now. It's hard for me to say I'm sorry.
  4. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Those are two of the most beautiful women I've ever seen! Why do I have to stay away from them?! A: This is Rhode Island, you nitwit, not the Bespin Holiday Inn!
  5. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Won't you please lick my nose? Just a little? Please? A: A shiny new anvil and a big bucket of antidepressants.
  6. Re: Answers & Questions Q: The hyperdrive's shot. What are our other options? A: According to quantum electrodynamics, no.
  7. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat On the floor of your closet, you find a picture of a young Strom Thurmond. NT: You know you're living in a bad sci-fi show when...
  8. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What weapon was used to give a 21-gun salute at Don Ho's funeral? A: The Main Street Diner in Briggsdale, Colorado.
  9. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Fifty million dollars, control of eastern Slovenia, and a date with Power Girl...
  10. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat He keeps them in the pockets of his gigantic billiards table. (Pluto was really taken off the list of planets last year because it was destroyed in a wicked game of cosmic 9-ball.)
  11. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Washington DC just claimed eminent domain and annexed it. (They figured it was the only way they'd be sure of getting those House and Senate seats they've been quacking about.)
  12. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat "So, Mom, I got you tickets to a play. Huh? It's Sophocles' Oedipus the King, why do you ask?"
  13. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat England: Paul McCartney. What, we've had a professional wrestler and a bodybuilder as state governors over here, why not a Beatle as PM? France: Zinedine Zidane. They've been head-butting the rest of the world for decades anyway....
  14. Re: Answers & Questions Q: Didn't you say that one of your appetizers would kill even a vampire? A: It's possible, but we're gonna need a LOT of lime Jell-O.
  15. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group...
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  17. Re: Quote of the Week from my gaming group... Wouldn't an annoying geek-hat be a 'touque'? (Or 'tuke', eh?)
  18. Re: Answers & Questions Q: What was the comment I most wanted to write on my 4th period Algebra II class' quiz papers? A: Neon beanie.
  19. Re: NGD Scenes from a Hat Talking on a cell phone while driving, bad speling, and forwarding the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe. New Topic: Pick-up lines heard at a Star Trek convention:
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