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Pariah

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    2017-18 NFL Thread

    The NFL free agency period has started, marking the beginning of a new league year. And what a way to start things out: The Browns just traded for Brock Osweiler, freeing up the Texans to chase Tony Romo I did NOT see that one coming.
  2. I'm too lazy to look up the old thread(s), so I'm starting a new one. It's a word association game. You know how it works. Opening word: Bus
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    Answers & Questions

    Q: What the Hell is Lady Gaga wearing this time? A: That is one big pile of crap.
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    The cranky thread

    ...add thanks to two kids who aren't yet housebroken and won't follow instructions simple enough for a well-trained German Shepherd, the root canal wasn't even the worst part of my night. If today was a fish, I'd throw it back.
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    The cranky thread

    Time for another root canal. In about five minutes. Huzzah!
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    Answers & Questions

    Q: Do you ever use Twitter? A: No job too big, no brain too small!
  7. There seems to be a lot of passion about music here. This is a little game to open up conversations about music. Each week, I (or a designated guest commenter) will post a music category and ask for three responses. Respond in as much detail as you like: Song titles, background information, commentary, video links, whatever. Have fun with it, and share your musical knowledge, expertise, and opinions.
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    2017 Word Association Game

    Most Common Superpower
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    Answers & Questions

    Q: Excuse me, is this where the English horn convention is being held? A: I'm not as stupid as you look!
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    Complicate the Person Above

    Death Tribble was irritated by a guy from the Securities Exchange Commission, so he had him fired. From a cannon. Into the North Sea.
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    2017-18 NFL Thread

    > insert gratuitous comparison of Rob Gronkowski and the south end of a northbound horse here <
  12. Are you in school? Do you teach school? Do you have family members in school? Are you experiencing (or have you experienced) strange, remarkable, and/or amusing things related to school? Or do you just like reading and taking about other people's school experiences? Then this thread is for you.
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    The Academics Thread

    This year's teaching assignment: 2 sections of Honors Chemistry 5 sections of Chemistry for Dummies* Next year's teaching assignment: 1 section of Honors Chemistry 4 sections of Honors Physics 1 section of ACT Prep (fall semester only) 1 section of Astronomy (fall semester), 2 sections of Astronomy (spring semester) I've got some prep work to do this summer! -- * I can't actually call it that, of course, but that's what it is.
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    2017-18 NFL Thread

    "And in today's most shocking story, President Donald Trump has resigned from the White House to take a position as the Cleveland Browns' starting quarterback. 'We love his hands,' one team official stated. 'They're huge!'"
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    Complicate the Person Above

    Death Tribble is wanted for questioning by Scotland Yard in relation to the illicit sale of dihydrogen monoxide to minors.
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    NGD Scenes from a Hat

    Nestled in the mountains between LaVerkin and Panguich you'll find the Utah Food Museum, with expansive exhibits dedicated to fry sauce, funeral potatoes, and green Jello salad with shredded carrots. New Topic: Incredibly unexpected developments from the NFL in advance of Thursday night's draft.
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    I challenge you!

    Ugh, what a choice. I'll have to give the benefit of the doubt to Dallas, because Tom Landry was a class act. (And Craig Morton, the first quarterback to lead my Donkeys to a winning season {and the Support Bowl} came from the Cowboys.) Evil Empires III: Los Angeles Lakers vs. Detroit Red Wings
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    I challenge you!

    Deep Impact, because Morgan Freeman. Everest would be more fun to look at. Evil Empires I: New York Yankees vs. Alabama football
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    2017-18 NFL Thread

    The bigger question might be, what if they both turn out to be Goffs--that is to say, good quarterbacks, but not with that coaching staff? It doesn't make a great deal of difference how talented your personnel are, if they're not coached properly.
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    2017-18 NFL Thread

    I read an article the other day suggesting the Browns might use both of their top-4 picks on quarterbacks. Imagine if they drafted the guy from USC, and then three picks later drafted the guy from UCLA. Or vice versa. That would be, I think, the most Browns thing ever.
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    I challenge you!

    Dracula will make you immortal! Who wouldn't want that? Numbers Game: Irrational numbers vs. Fractions
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    2017 Word Association Game

    Heaven (Shoobie-doobie)
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