pbemguy Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 In the movie, he hands out this: What would your card say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 Forgive my sarcasm I have a condition. slikmar and pbemguy 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sociotard Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 Forgive the screaming. I have 3 children under 10 pbemguy and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke Bushido Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 "Let's just pretend it's Tourette's, okay?" My buttons are large pbemguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 "I have depression. I will not apologize for it anymore." tkdguy, Sociotard and pbemguy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 "I'm not intoxicated. I just have two really bad ankles." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 Change ankles to knees and that can be my mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 8, 2020 Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 "I don't really want to murder you, probably. My face has a condition" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted July 8, 2020 Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 Mine would be the same as Starlord's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted July 8, 2020 Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 I am Not pugnatious! Fight me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iuz the Evil Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Forgive my conquest of your nation and subjugation of your people, I have a condition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Please forgive my inability to tolerate your complete F¥€%1#G stupidity. I have a condition. I’m finding that the I older I grow the less able to suffer fools gladly I become. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Please forgive my inability to deal with anti-vaxxers, flat-Earthers, climate change deniers, and Covidiots without wanting to smack somebody across the face with a trout. I have a condition. Tjack and Cygnia 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Pariah said: Please forgive my inability to deal with anti-vaxxers, flat-Earthers, climate change deniers, and Covidiots without wanting to smack somebody across the face with a trout. I have a condition. Preach on! If you substitute “trout“ with “baseball bat” I’m right there with you. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 Please forgive me from hitting you over the head with a heavy book to knock some sense into you. I don’t have a condition, I just enjoy it. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 6 hours ago, Tjack said: Preach on! If you substitute “trout“ with “baseball bat” I’m right there with you. Substitute "baseball bat" with "flaming vorpal chainsaw" and I'm right there with you. Forgive me for always taking the bit too far. I have a condition. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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