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Is it a bird ? No !

 

Is it a plane ? No !

 

Is wait, what ? It's a flying horse ?

 

Yes, it's Pegasus !

Because Sir Galahad on a Pegasus looks cool ! Because it reminds you of The Black Knight in The Avengers only with the colours reversed or somehat.

Because Phedre on Pegasus looks cool !

Because Pegasus is a Deus Ex Machina to help the story along !

Because now that you have the image of Galahad or Phedre on a Pegasus you'll be lulled into my shameless and underhanded attempt to attract votes for my story !

Excelsior !

 

Option 2: Pegasus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegasus

As a means of travel, as a means of escape and as my last desperate attempt to win by playing the cute card (look a flying horse ! AWWWW !) or the vaguely erotic (Phedre on a winged horse)

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On 1/18/2021 at 3:00 PM, Tjack said:

Here comes what my be the dumbest question of all time...Is coming up with the three Options more or less mandatory?  Or is it just for embellishments to the story?  The story in my head didn’t really need a “McGuffin” but I can certainly come up with one.

  Optional Option 1:  Codes to the Containment Cells Worldwide.   (Cabin in the Woods — Movie)

  Optional Option 2: The Mother Box     (Justice League — Movie)

  Optional Option 3: The Design Schematics for the Titan Ark Ship     (Titan: AE — Movie)

 

I thought I had mentioned it in one of our Private messages so my apologies it's just one pick a day, and that includes options unless you skipped a day ...  this started on the 11th, so last pick should be tomorrow.

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45 minutes ago, Hermit said:

 

I thought I had mentioned it in one of our Private messages so my apologies it's just one pick a day, and that includes options unless you skipped a day ...  this started on the 11th, so last pick should be tomorrow.


Don’t sweat it. Like I said,I didn’t really need these to tell the story that played out in my head. I just wanted to put them down to prove I had them in my back pocket.

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Final pick, Option #3.

 

Let's face it: the real star of the Fellowship, and its leader until he goes down in Moria, is Gandalf.  We have to cast him, too.

 

Thing is, he's not a rube, even if everyone else around him is.  He's immortal, he's something like an archangel under the sheets, etc.  So another amusing stock goober won't work here.  Especially if we want him to face the horrific Ballhog on the bridge of Spazzad-Doom and pronounce the corrupted meme-making "You shall not pass gas!" right before being pulled into the fantastic subterranean sewers when the Ballhog commits his final technical foul.

 

So he's not a stock moron, but he can work with them for enhanced comedic effect.  Who would fit that?

 

Well, let's see ... if Elmer Fudd is your life-long nemesis ... oh yeah.

 

We draft Bugs Bunny to fill the role of Gandalf in ...

 

(Title:) THE TRAVESTY OF THE RING

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Option Number 1: Beth Harmon (The Queen's Gambit. Netflix)

 

The University's mathematics professor and Chess Club sponsor, Beth looks surprisingly young for a woman in her mid-60s. Thus, she is another mystery the Chief seeks to solve. He believes her to be too preoccupied with her work, her avocation, and her intoxication to notice what he's up to. How shocked he was, when she walked into his office one day and asked him just what a Dalek was, and why were they planning to invade the Neitherlands, "wherever the flying f*** that is."

 

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Option Number 2: Miskatonic University (The Mythos, H.P. Lovecraft)

 

What sort of institution of higher learning would accept someone with as checkered a history as Niles Caulder into its ranks? What was that Groucho Marx quote? Ah, yes . . .  “I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.” But it was the very "members" that drew in Niles like a moth to a flame . . . or a fly to a Venus flytrap.

 

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Option 3: "Mary Wardwell" (aka Lilith, Madame Satan) (The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Netflix)

 

Headmistress Wardwell has recently taken over affairs at Miskatonic U. She's asked Niles to do her just a few innocuous, if somewhat morally gray, favors in exchange for his tenure. And now the time has come for the big favor, for the big prize: An introduction to the Librarians of the Neitherlands. What will it be? Perhaps Niles will find out if he survives the oncoming Dalek onslaught. Perhaps that onslaught will present Niles the opportunity to reverse the power dynamic between himself and Madame Satan.  If only he'd realized who he was dealing with going into this, things would be so much simpler . . .

 

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Here's what I got... folks, I'm sure I've missed some titles, and for those of you without titles, now's the time to tell me what you wanted

 

The List

 

Tjack

The Organization/Institution: S.H.I.E.L.D Academy.(Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.- TV)

The Protagonist /Applicant:  Xander Harris — Buffy the Vampire Slayer  (TV)

The Bestie/True Friend: Connor Reilly  (Angel - TV)

The Crush/Love interest: Veronica Mars  (Veronica Mars - TV)

The looming threat:Rossum Inc./ Laurence Dominic   (Dollhouse —TV)

The Antagonist/Bad Guy:  Captain Hammer  (Dr. Horrible’s Sing a Long Blog—Web Series)

A mentor/instructor/old hand:   Dan Conner  (Roseanne —TV)
Option One:  Codes to the Containment Cells Worldwide.   (Cabin in the Woods — Movie)

Option Two: The Mother Box     (Justice League — Movie)

Option Three: The Design Schematics for the Titan Ark Ship     (Titan: AE — Movie)

 

Pariah

The Organization/Institution: Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters.

The Protagonist /Applicant:  Princess Elsa (Frozen)

The Bestie/True Friend: Carrie White (Stephen King)

The Crush/Love interest:  Wesley Crusher (ST NG)

The looming threatThe Drakh (Babylyon 5)

The Antagonist/Bad Guy: Malthus (from Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children)

A mentor/instructor/old hand: Number 5 (Umbrella Academy)
Option One: (Teammate):  Matilda Wormwood (Dahl)

Option Two:

Option Three:

 

Csyphrett

Ghostbusters Multidimensional

The Organization/Institution: Ghostbusters Inc

The Protagonist /Applicant: Elliot "Lucky" Taylor  (Creature Commandos) 

The Bestie/True Friend: Dilvish, the Damned  (Roger Zelazny?)

The Crush/Love interest: Aqua from Konosuba

The looming threat: Vigo the Carpathian and PKE slime control (Ghost Busters 2)

The Antagonist/Bad Guy: Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

A mentor/instructor/old hand: Cat's Eye Gomez (Simon Hawke books)
Option One:  Hidalgo trading company warehouse and its contents

Option Two: Monkey (Dexter's Labratory)

Option Three: John Thunstone (from Manly Wade Wellman books)

 

Psybolt

The Organization/Institution: The Mockers (on the planet Midkemia) (Modern times)

The Protagonist /Applicant: Selina Kyle (Gotham)

The Bestie/True Friend:  Aladdin (Disney's Aladdin)

The Crush/Love interest: Remy LeBeau (X-Men)

The looming threat: The Brotherhood of the Beast (Dark Adventure Radio theatre)

The Antagonist/Bad Guy: Kulan Gath

A mentor/instructor/old hand:  Macavity the Mystery Cat (CATS)
Option One: The Black Cat (Marvel Comics)

Option Two:  Irene Adler

Option Three:  The Death Note (From  Death Note)

 

 

Lucius

The Organization/Institution: Knights of the Round Table

The Protagonist /Applicant: 

The Bestie/True Friend: 

The Crush/Love interest: 

The looming threat:

The Antagonist/Bad Guy:

A mentor/instructor/old hand: 
Option One:

Option Two:

Option Three:

 

 

Old Man

The Organization/Institution: Jedi Academy

The Protagonist /Applicant:  Arya Stark (Game of Thrones)

The Bestie/True Friend: Eleven (Stranger Things)

The Crush/Love interest:  Prince Caspian (Chronicles of Narnia)

The looming threat:Dementors (Harry Potter)

The Antagonist/Bad Guy:

A mentor/instructor/old hand: Juan Sánchez-Villalobos Ramírez (Highlander)
Option One:  Mentor #2: Spock (Star Trek)

Option Two:Mentor #3: Uncle Iroh (Avatar)

Option Three:

 

 

Pattern Ghost

The Organization/Institution: Library of the Neitherlands (The Magicians TV Series, Netflix)

The Protagonist /Applicant:  Niles Caulder, AKA The Chief (Doom Patrol TV Series, HBO Max)

The Bestie/True Friend:  Helen Magnus, Sanctuary

The Crush/Love interest: Annie Edison, Community

The looming threat: The Daleks (Dr. Who)

The Antagonist/Bad Guy:  Cosima Niehaus (Orphan Black)

A mentor/instructor/old hand: Bob the Skull,  (Dresden Files)
Option One: Beth Harmon (The Queen's Gambit. Netflix)

Option Two: Miskatonic University (The Mythos, H.P. Lovecraft)

Option Three: "Mary Wardwell" (aka Lilith, Madame Satan) (The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Netflix)

 

Cancer

THE TRAVESTY OF THE RING

The Organization/Institution: The Fellowship of the Ring

The Protagonist /Applicant: Ted "Theodore" Logan (From the movies)

The Bestie/True Friend:  Pinky (of Pinky & the Brain)

The Crush/Love interest: C.J. Parker (Baywatch)

The looming threat:  Dark Helmet, from Spaceballs

The Antagonist/Bad Guy:  Biff Tannen (Back to the Future franchise)

A mentor/instructor/old hand: Sir John Falstaff, from Shakespeare's canon.
Option One: Numbah One Nazgul: Otto West, the moronic weapons expert from A Fish Named Wanda.

Option Two: ... the Cancerverse (Marvel Comics)

Option Three: Bugs Bunny (From the cartoons) as Gandalf

 

Sociotard

The Organization/Institution: Men in Black

The Protagonist /Applicant:  Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

The Bestie/True Friend: Door (Neverwhere)

The Crush/Love interest: Nathaniel Cade (The President's Vampire)

The looming threat: Sith Army (Star Wars: Endless Vigil)

The Antagonist/Bad Guy:  Alfred Bester (Babylon 5)

A mentor/instructor/old hand: Bob Howard (Laundry Files) 
Option One:

Option Two:

Option Three:

 

Bazza

The Organization/Institution: The Amazons (Wonder Woman / DC comics)

The Protagonist /Applicant:  Doreen Green Squirrel Girl 

The Bestie/True Friend:  Helen Parr / Elastigirl 

The Crush/Love interest:  Barney Stinson (How I met your mother)

The looming threatCthulhu (Lovecraft)

The Antagonist/Bad Guy: (Dark) Willow Rosenberg 

A mentor/instructor/old hand:  Galadriel
Option One:  R'lyeh (NB: R'lyeh is directly underneath Themyscira, ie Themyscira is built on top of R'lyeh).

Option Two: Yellow Crayon Moment (B:tVS)

Option Three: Carmen San Diego (Netflix Version)

 

Death Tribble

The Organization/Institution: The Harpers (From the Forgotten Realms)

The Protagonist /Applicant: Galahad (Knights of the Round Table)

The Bestie/True Friend: Conan the Barbarian

The Crush/Love interest: Phedre no Delaunay (Kushiel's Dart novel)

The looming threat: Smaug (From Desolation of Smaug)

The Antagonist/Bad Guy: Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg  (the 5th Element)

A mentor/instructor/old hand: Silk/Prince Kheldar of Drasnia (Belgariad)
Option One: Trolloc (Wheel of Time)

Option Two: Pegasus (Greek Myth)

Option Three: Lancelot (Arthurian mythos)

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5 hours ago, Hermit said:

Here's what I got... folks, I'm sure I've missed some titles, and for those of you without titles, now's the time to tell me what you wanted

 

Csyphrett

The Organization/Institution: Ghostbusters Inc

The Protagonist /Applicant: Elliot "Lucky" Taylor  (Creature Commandos) 

The Bestie/True Friend: Dilvish, the Damned  (Roger Zelazny?)

The Crush/Love interest: Aqua from Konosuba

The looming threat:

The Antagonist/Bad Guy: Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

A mentor/instructor/old hand: Cat's Eye Gomez (Simon Hawke books)
Option One:  Hidalgo trading company warehouse and its contents

Option Two: Monkey (Dexter's Labratory)

Option Three: John Thunstone (from Manly Wade Wellman books)

 

 

You are missing the looming threat of Vigo the Carpathian from my picks. I am picking Ghostbusters Multidimensional for my title

CES

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