KA. Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 Just thought of this, never seen it anywhere, may use it for my actual headstone if my family will cooperate. Wish you were here. Sorry, just a little pandemic gallows humor, KA. Lawnmower Boy, Pariah and unclevlad 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 Shine on, you crazy diamond. Pariah and Lawnmower Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 Comfortably Numb Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 People who make jokes like this should be put up against The Wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 He’s gonna step on you again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 Jeremy spoke in class today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 Here lies Roger Waters, cowriter of The Happiest Days of Our Lives He didn’t eat his meat, So he didn’t get any pudding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 Died in the church and was buried along with her nameNobody came Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 The dreams in which he died Were the best he ever had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 You're Next SteveZilla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 Roses are red Violets are blue Wear a mask Or you'll be here too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 IF YOU DON'T EAT YER PUDDING YOU'LL BE DOWN HERE WITH ME! IF YOU"RE DOWN HERE WITH ME, YA DIDN"T EAT YER PUDDING! SteveZilla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveZilla Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 YODO! Cancer and Starlord 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted January 25, 2021 Report Share Posted January 25, 2021 See? I told you I was sick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 My wife and I have discussed this. She wants hers to say, "Darn, it's over." I want mine to say, "DON'T PANIC" (in large, friendly letters). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 Let Sleeping Zombies Lie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 I'll admit to being weird. But I've never understood the cultural obsession with grave sites, headstones, and going to visit someone's grave. I'd kind of like to come up with something cool to put on my headstone which would make people in the future react when they saw it. "My other grave is a Cadillac" or something. But then I think about the expense and how much land would be permanently set aside from all other uses forever. And then I start to think about the amount of land needed to be set aside to bury 7 billion people and start thinking about how fast the world population is growing... Yeah, cremation. And if someone chooses to scatter my ashes and they just happen to spontaneously form words as they scatter into the wind, that'd be cool too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 26 minutes ago, archer said: "My other grave is a Pyramid" ftfy archer and Old Man 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, dmjalund said: "My other grave is a Pyramid" "Turns out my other grave was part of a pyramid scheme." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 Here lies Les Moore It took 4 shots from a .44 No Less No Moore Attributed to most every town in the old west. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 hour ago, dmjalund said: ftfy A pyramid scheme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 Good friend, for Jesus' sake forbear To dig the dust enclosèd here Blest be the man who spares these stones And cursed be he who moves my bones Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 3 hours ago, archer said: I'll admit to being weird. But I've never understood the cultural obsession with grave sites, headstones, and going to visit someone's grave. I'd kind of like to come up with something cool to put on my headstone which would make people in the future react when they saw it. "My other grave is a Cadillac" or something. But then I think about the expense and how much land would be permanently set aside from all other uses forever. And then I start to think about the amount of land needed to be set aside to bury 7 billion people and start thinking about how fast the world population is growing... Yeah, cremation. And if someone chooses to scatter my ashes and they just happen to spontaneously form words as they scatter into the wind, that'd be cool too. Perhaps so, but to borrow from Joni Mitchell, the version I most remember.... Well, don't it always seem to goThat you don't know what you got 'til it's goneThey paved paradise to put up a parking lot Cemeteries are at least green space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 "Better than he deserved." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted January 26, 2021 Report Share Posted January 26, 2021 To toss in a lighter note, how about We miss you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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