Starlord 5,303 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Say something a young person wouldn't understand. Darn, I need another Flashcube! Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bazza 4,796 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Me an' the cockroach, me mate, who is a few 'roos loose in the top paddock, are chucking a sickie and swinging past the bottle-o at beer o'clock to grab a slab of tinnies and heading to woop-woop in our budgie smugglers and thongs for a dip at the billabong. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cygnia 14,588 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Lemmie just adjust the rabbit ears on the TV... Iuz the Evil, Lawnmower Boy, pinecone and 1 other 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IndianaJoe3 888 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Before starting your car, be sure to set the automatic choke by pushing the gas pedal to the floor. Lawnmower Boy and Iuz the Evil 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aylwin13 737 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 "You'll need an E-ticket for that ride." Iuz the Evil and slikmar 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BarretWallace 111 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 We can use a computer for this assignment?? 🥳 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dmjalund 1,272 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Toner fumes Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cancer 7,064 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Oh nice. The gas war has driven regular down to 29.9 at the Richfield. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 8,330 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 "Turn that thing clockwise." (Ever tried to explain the concept of 'clockwise' to someone who has ever known digital clocks? It ain't pretty.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cancer 7,064 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 ...Those start with C in column 1. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
slikmar 486 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 Operator, I need you to connect me too... Lawnmower Boy and Iuz the Evil 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 8,330 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 "Let off the clutch as you give it some gas." slikmar 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
death tribble 4,257 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 It's on VHS and Betamax Pariah 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Pariah 8,330 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 "I couldn't decide between the Pacer and the Gremlin." Ternaugh, Duke Bushido and Starlord 2 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cygnia 14,588 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 7 minutes ago, Pariah said: "I couldn't decide between the Pacer and the Gremlin." We had a Matador. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cancer 7,064 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 "Speed kills. Buy a Rambler." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aylwin13 737 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 27 minutes ago, death tribble said: It's on VHS and Betamax "... and you can rent it at Blockbuster." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Starlord 5,303 Posted April 8 Author Report Share Posted April 8 22 minutes ago, Cygnia said: We had a Matador. We had a Pinto. Station wagon. And it was plum-colored. That I wrecked 2 weeks after I got my license. True story. slikmar and aylwin13 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cancer 7,064 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 "Yes, I can drive a three-on-the-tree". Pariah 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cygnia 14,588 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 "Sweet! The neighbor's got jarts!" Old Man 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Cancer 7,064 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 "We're more popular than Jesus now...." Starlord 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BarretWallace 111 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 I pity the fool! Starlord 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
archer 2,046 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 6 hours ago, Starlord said: Say something a young person wouldn't understand. Darn, I need another Flashcube! Does it say anything about me that it took me almost 30 seconds to figure out what your second sentence had to do with your first? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tjack 671 Posted April 8 Report Share Posted April 8 6 hours ago, Bazza said: Me an' the cockroach, me mate, who is a few 'roos loose in the top paddock, are chucking a sickie and swinging past the bottle-o at beer o'clock to grab a slab of tinnies and heading to woop-woop in our budgie smugglers and thongs for a dip at the billabong. You start that jabber around me, I’m gonna have to knock you to the ground and start sprinkling you with water while yelling “The Power of Christ Compels You”. “Get me a young priest and an old priest.” Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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