Starlord Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 Say something a young person wouldn't understand. Darn, I need another Flashcube! Duke Bushido 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 Me an' the cockroach, me mate, who is a few 'roos loose in the top paddock, are chucking a sickie and swinging past the bottle-o at beer o'clock to grab a slab of tinnies and heading to woop-woop in our budgie smugglers and thongs for a dip at the billabong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 Lemmie just adjust the rabbit ears on the TV... pinecone, Iuz the Evil, Lawnmower Boy and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndianaJoe3 Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 Before starting your car, be sure to set the automatic choke by pushing the gas pedal to the floor. Scott Ruggels, Iuz the Evil and Lawnmower Boy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 "You'll need an E-ticket for that ride." Iuz the Evil, Scott Ruggels and slikmar 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarretWallace Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 We can use a computer for this assignment?? 🥳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 Toner fumes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 Oh nice. The gas war has driven regular down to 29.9 at the Richfield. Scott Ruggels 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 "Turn that thing clockwise." (Ever tried to explain the concept of 'clockwise' to someone who has ever known digital clocks? It ain't pretty.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 ...Those start with C in column 1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 Operator, I need you to connect me too... Lawnmower Boy and Iuz the Evil 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 "Let off the clutch as you give it some gas." slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 It's on VHS and Betamax Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 "I couldn't decide between the Pacer and the Gremlin." Starlord, Ternaugh and Duke Bushido 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cygnia Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 7 minutes ago, Pariah said: "I couldn't decide between the Pacer and the Gremlin." We had a Matador. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 "Speed kills. Buy a Rambler." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 27 minutes ago, death tribble said: It's on VHS and Betamax "... and you can rent it at Blockbuster." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted April 8, 2021 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 22 minutes ago, Cygnia said: We had a Matador. We had a Pinto. Station wagon. And it was plum-colored. That I wrecked 2 weeks after I got my license. True story. aylwin13 and slikmar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 "Yes, I can drive a three-on-the-tree". Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 "Sweet! The neighbor's got jarts!" Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 "We're more popular than Jesus now...." Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarretWallace Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 I pity the fool! Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 6 hours ago, Starlord said: Say something a young person wouldn't understand. Darn, I need another Flashcube! Does it say anything about me that it took me almost 30 seconds to figure out what your second sentence had to do with your first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted April 8, 2021 Report Share Posted April 8, 2021 6 hours ago, Bazza said: Me an' the cockroach, me mate, who is a few 'roos loose in the top paddock, are chucking a sickie and swinging past the bottle-o at beer o'clock to grab a slab of tinnies and heading to woop-woop in our budgie smugglers and thongs for a dip at the billabong. You start that jabber around me, I’m gonna have to knock you to the ground and start sprinkling you with water while yelling “The Power of Christ Compels You”. “Get me a young priest and an old priest.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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