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The Hamburger Thread


Pariah

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Cheese, tomato and onion are more or less mandatory. That only leaves one. But you need a sauce.

 

So there are actually very few choices here.

 

It's only beyond this point that things get interesting.

 

Unless you are really interested in what sauce you choose.

 

Of course there are people with issues about meat and cheese, but that's no different than having an issue with beef. Irrelevant in this context.

EDIT: Bacon is the fifth ingredient.

I've also disregarded salt and/or pepper.

So, hamburgers are a bit rubbish without at least six or seven ingredients.

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    🎼I like mine with lettuce and tomato - Heinz 57 and French Fried potatoes-

Big Kosher pickle and a cold draft beer - God God Almighty! - Which way do I steer!🎶

     J. Buffett                 (It had to be done, sorry.)

 

  Actually I prefer lettuce and grilled onions w/ Mayo on one side of the toasted bun and B-B-Q sauce on the other.

1 hour ago, death tribble said:

I will pile on toppings so that it looks like a mountain.

 

I will have in fact a Hamburger Hill !


   Is that the hill you’re willing to die on?

3 hours ago, assault said:

Of course there are people with issues about meat and cheese, but that's no different than having an issue with beef. Irrelevant in this context.
EDIT: Bacon is the fifth ingredient.


    If you’re going to have meat, cheese & bacon all together......you can’t have a Kosher pickle.😇

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The issue of lettuce has been keeping me awake.

 

On the one hand, it is bland, and can be left out, but on the other, if it isn't there, it's not a properly balanced burger.

 

Reluctantly, then, I have to change my strict four ingredient list to: 

lettuce, tomato, onion and either tomato or barbecue sauce. Slight preference for the latter.

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