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5 hours ago, Cancer said:

My parents never commented on my birth, an 8-pound-plus infant who arrived eight months to the day after their wedding.

 

 

My wife's family seems to have one particular line that suffers a bizarre gestational hiccup.  Almost every first child in this line was born two or three months premature....

 

Weird.  Like seven-- sometimes only six! -- months after the wedding: BOOM!  Baby's here.  Wow.  Look at  that.  Another pre-term yet strangely well-developed child...  

 

:lol:

 

It was actually that particular line in her family that made her insist-- flat out _demand_-- that we wouldn't have kids until at least three years after the wedding.

 

:rofl:

 

 

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11 hours ago, Cancer said:

My parents never commented on my birth, an 8-pound-plus infant who arrived eight months to the day after their wedding. 

My cousin also only married after she got pregnant. I mean she had planned it any, the pregnancy simply moved up the timetable. You could clearly see she was pregnant during the wedding.

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19 hours ago, Cancer said:

My parents never commented on my birth, an 8-pound-plus infant who arrived eight months to the day after their wedding.

 

I was born 6 months after the wedding.

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On ‎12‎/‎12‎/‎2018 at 6:02 AM, Bazza said:

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Uh, he IS an angel. Demons are just angels who rebelled.

 

Perhaps more to the point, is the cartoonist comparing a bathroom to Paradise?
 

Lucius Alexander

 

Identified as a palindromedary tagline

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10 hours ago, Starlord said:

 

I was born 6 months after the wedding. 

I think I got you all beaten:

My parents never married.

 

They had 3 children:

The sister neither of us knew because she died in a car accident as a baby.

My brother

Then me.

 

My mother has some saying for marriage:

"Not as bad as getting married" to give hope.

And "You should only marry after you got the money for the divorce"

I never quite asked why, but I guess some bad experiences with her parents.

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