Old Man Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 "Stop wasting food!" --Galactus Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 21, 2018 Report Share Posted March 21, 2018 Hey, boil it up and make gruel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Don't forget to ask them how the phases of the Moon work. Be prepared for massive frustration, since at no time in anyone's education do they teach you to think in three dimensions. Be prepared to go all Admiral Kirk on them and torpedo their butts from point-blank range when you catch them in 2-D mode. Bring extra torpedoes; you'll have lots of opportunities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Do American teachers have to buy their own photon torpedoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Didn't you hear? We issue them photon torpedoes and expect them to act as suicide bombers in the event of a school shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 With a stockroom full of chemicals at my disposal, I don't really need photon torpedoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Oo oo oo! Can you mix up a thermobaric bomb?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 That's classified. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Correct answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Aw, poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Well, everyone knows how to do it, but the Thought Police still have it on the Forbidden list, so there's an official answer to your question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 But I want a FWAZOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Depends on where you want it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 I want it on all the snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Apparently, the hardest tongue twister to say 5 times fast is - 'toy boat'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Not this one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 Reminds me of playing Fuzzy Duck in college. Or, well, watching other people play it, since I don't drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 22, 2018 Report Share Posted March 22, 2018 "Y're n't s'ppos't ta point at p'ple when y' c'n talk!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 Especially if what you're pointing is guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 That's kind of the last option in the bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 Grr. Snowing here. Won't last, but it's frickin' snowing here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 Oh, boohoo. The snow here is a meter thick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 ... and if I was there I would be equipped for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 It... might rain this weekend here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 23, 2018 Report Share Posted March 23, 2018 Our forecast mentioned possible hail in the afternoon, but nothing about snow. Hence the annoyance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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