Cancer Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 The moose are shooting back ... now there's a concept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Meanwhile, there's always stupidity to be avoided. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Meanwhile, there's always stupidity to be avoided. Given that he's a chemistry professor, that could've turned out a lot worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Like, BOOM worse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Or HISSS "What's that almond smell?" worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 I would expect a professor to make stuff that was odorless. The obvious odor stuff is for undergrads. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 I would expect a professor to make stuff that was odorless. The obvious odor stuff is for undergrads. Whatever you say...Professor. (Actually, that's quite brilliant.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Professors are sneaky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 We have to be. Trust me on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Trust you after you've just told us you have to be sneaky? Uh.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 We're sneaky. On that you may depend. Anything else, now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Given that he's a chemistry professor, that could've turned out a lot worse.Yeah, he could have been carrying chemicals (ordinary dish soap, hydrogen peroxide, and saturated potassium iodide) and had a fall breaking the vials... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 "Oh look, there's this new hole in the floor. And where did Teach go?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 "Oh look, there's this new hole in the floor. And where did Teach go?" China. ediT: and I'm slightly disappointed you didn't pick up the TBBT reference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Can't be held responsible for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 "You said that wasn't going to be on the test!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Thank goodness for curriculum guidelines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 "Any thing I say in class can be on the test. Even the jokes. We covered this the first day." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Can't be held responsible for that. Fair enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 "Any thing I say in class can be on the test. Even the jokes. We covered this the first day." Your tests are jokes? Or, your jokes are tests? ( ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Actually, I include a couple of chemistry-related jokes on my final exam each year for a point or two of extra credit. My favorite: Why do chemists like nitrates? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 They go boom a lot. Or you can just exchange insults. "Kiss my astatine!" "Oh yeah? Kiss my arsenic!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Why do chemists like nitrates? Why? Because they're better than the day rates. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 *groan* Okay, I'll give you that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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