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:D

Trust me, Alice. It's good for my delusional self-image at times. But no way you wanna see my hairy gut and legs... :idjit:

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My new character for review:

 

I've decided to play a 5 foot tall Emperor Penguin named "Fluffy". Using his beak and a small bag, he throws herring at people. His primary defense is invisibility, with the special effect being that no one would bother to target a herring throwing penguin, or even mention having seen it on the battlefield. He also has Super-Penguin technology, which for a penguin means that he has mastered belts, pouches, and door-knobs.

 

He can't speak any human language, and communicates by alternately squawking and nuzzling people.

 

Sample Fluffy Adventure:

 

Dr.Crime-Wave: "Ha! Now, with my amazing magna-beam, I shall take over the world! Ouch!"

 

Henchman Dan: "Hey boss?"

 

Dr.CW: "Ouch! What?"

 

HD: "Boss, dat boyd just threw a fish at youse! Look, it's doin it again!"

 

Dr.CW: "Ouch! What bird? Where are all these fish coming from!?!"

 

HD: "Dyuh, dat boyd...Ouch!"

 

Dr.CW: "Ouch! We must flee!"

 

 

Action:

They run away.

 

 

Cue theme song.

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Guest Skaramine

Re: Longest Running Thread EVER

 

Dag, Oddhat. I was just working on a penguin-based superhero last month.

 

Pen-G.

 

With ice powers which allow him to belly slide on Ice-Man style ramps. :D

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Do you top yours with whipped cream, caramel, vanilla ice cream, any combination of the three, or do you eat your apple pie with no toppings?

 

[edit: THAT question was a little personal. :o ]

 

Melted cheddar cheese and vanilla bean ice cream. Or sweet cream ice cream...

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Trust me' date=' Alice. It's good for my delusional self-image at times. But no way you wanna see my hairy gut and legs... :idjit:[/quote']

Hair I can deal with. I married a squirrel, remember?

 

It's lack of hair that scares me.

 

I don't mean I object to bald men. There are a lot of men without hair on their heads that are very attractive.

 

I mean that, once upon a time, I dated a guy with a total of 5 chest hairs. I had a really hard time not giggling at him every time he took off his shirt.

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