Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Ooooooh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Aaaaaaaah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Cooooool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Cooooool. Are you making fun of us? 'Cause if you are, that's cool. Just keep padding! ^ v ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER This will be my 266th post in this thread, so no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I'm not making fun at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Men willingly believe what they wish -- Julius Caesar (AKA Talks About Himself In The Third Person Bastard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER War is politics with blood; politics is war without blood.--Mao Zedong (AKA Short Bastard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER This will be my 266th post in this thread' date=' so no.[/quote'] 'Kay. ^ v ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Let us say, that the quality of our lives are based on a concrete point system. Now if there is no God, and you spend your life worshiping him, then at the end of your life you receive minus 10 life quality points, because you wasted your life worshiping him. Likewise if you spend your life not worshiping God, and he doesn't exist, you get bonus 10 quality points for living a full and free life. Now if God DOES exist going to heaven will get you infinite quality points and going to hell will get you infinite low quality points. Therefore it makes absolutely no sense to not believe in God. If not for your complete faith, then out of fear of the statistical risk of going to hell. Better safe then sorry. --Blaine Theriot (AKA Thinks Faith Is A Betting Pool Bastard). /Incidentally, he's also Plagarizing Bastard. This is a long winder version of Pascal's Wager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER ollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. --Marilyn Monroe (AKA Never Mind) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER If a person has met their death by stumbling, you do not run to attend the funeral. --Tshi Proverb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Let us say, that the quality of our lives are based on a concrete point system. Now if there is no God, and you spend your life worshiping him, then at the end of your life you receive minus 10 life quality points, because you wasted your life worshiping him. Likewise if you spend your life not worshiping God, and he doesn't exist, you get bonus 10 quality points for living a full and free life. Now if God DOES exist going to heaven will get you infinite quality points and going to hell will get you infinite low quality points. Therefore it makes absolutely no sense to not believe in God. If not for your complete faith, then out of fear of the statistical risk of going to hell. Better safe then sorry. --Blaine Theriot (AKA Thinks Faith Is A Betting Pool Bastard). /Incidentally, he's also Plagarizing Bastard. This is a long winder version of Pascal's Wager. Yeah, I was going to say . . . It still seems like a bad reason to have faith, but it's a decent argument. Based on 'I can't think of any way my atheist friends avould dispute that.'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER It is forbidden to pity one lacking in intelligence - Talmudic proverb /the general sentiment being: stupidity is generally willful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is. --Albert Camus (AKA Surrealistic Bastard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and the same person. Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a refinement of piratical morality. --Friedrich Nietzche (AKA Fascist Ubermenstch Bastard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. --Feste, Twelfth Night, Shakespeare (AKA Witty Bastard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Ther is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf-life. --Frank Zappa (AKA Proof of My Own Argument Bastard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER When written in chinese, the word crisis is composed of two characters; one represents danger, the other represents opportunity. --John F. Kennedy (AKA I Told The Germans I'm A Jelly Doughnut Bastard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER If we knew what we were doing it wouldn't be called science, would it? --Albert Einstein (AKA Al) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it. --Charles M. Schulz (AKA Must Have Been Thinking About The NGD Boards Bastard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. --William Clayton (AKA Homicidal Freaking Maniac) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. Advising the President. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. --David Letterman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vondy Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. --Earl Wilson (AKA Endebted Bastard) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 8, 2005 Report Share Posted May 8, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER "Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be' - she always called me Elwood - 'In this world, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me." - Elwood P. Dowd from Harvey, written by Mary Chase Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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