Bazza Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Top 50 Rejected Prom Themes Prom Themes 1. "Soviet Gulag" 2. "It's Raining Belts!" 3. "Forever Marmalade" 4. "Flowers and Felons" 5. "What a Long, Strange 4 Years of Pubescent Agony It's Been" 6. "Gonor-real Love" 7. "When Doves Rot" 8. "Smells Like Teen Locker Room" 9. "Endless Larvae" 10. "Stairway to Perdition" 11. "An Evening of Elegant Scarification" 12. "Bring Your Newborn!" 13. "Turkish Prison Delight" 14. "Open Sewer Samba!" 15. "Groping Pains" 16. "Lesbian Luau" 17. "The Moment of Conception" 18. "Knights in White Satin Sheets" 19. "Stink Finger Bang-O-Rama" 20. "Stop In The Name of Leather" 21. "Civil War Field Hospital" 22. "The Digestive System" 23. "Clique Wars" 24. "Go-Go Bar Men's Room" 25. "The Basement of the Sad, Fat, Unpopular Girl" 26. "Klingons on Parade" 27. "The Wrath of God" 28. "Total Eclipse of The Crotch" 29. "Japanese Fishermen Under The Sea" 30. "We Should Never Pass This Way Again" 31. "Nuclear Winter Wonderland" 32. "Planet of the Teen Wolves" 33. "Cherry Pop Sock Hop" 34. "Under the Microscope" 35. "Harlem Crack House" 36. "The Fall of Rome" 37. "Orgy of Abstinence" 38. "Ga-Ga For Gaza!" 39. "Straight to Video" 40. "The Salesman and the Farmer's Daughter" 41. "Mondo Bottomless" 42. "Awkward Fondling in Rented Limo" 43. "Appalachian Love" 44. "Collateral Damage" 45. "The Roaring Early Nineties" 46. "Journey to Frank Lloyd Wright's Genius" 47. "Local Retailer Sponsorship Bazaar" 48. "Trials of the Century" 49. "Keg in the Woods" 50. "Prelude to Coitus" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Kids Say The Darndest Things! Most grade school teachers agree that kids say the darndest things. Here are some examples: The future of "I give" is "I take." The parts of speech are lungs and air. The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosqitoes. A census taker is man who goes from house to house increasing the population. Define H2O and CO2. H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water. A virgin forest is a forest where the hand of man has never set foot. The general direction of the Alps is straight up. A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water then forcing it through an aviator. Most of the houses in France are made of plaster of Paris. The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 oppossums. The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER The anti Mightybec: Ways to Turn Men Down HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Quotes From Actors About Acting "Acting is the _expression of a neurotic impulse. It's a bum's life. The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis." - Marlon Brando "I am the Fred Astaire of karate." - Jean-Claude Van Damme "Acting is the perfect idiot's profession." - Katharine Hepburn "I find myself fascinating." - Richard Dryfus "Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass." - Jim Carrey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER A Cowboy, His Dog and the Policeman On a hot blistering summer day, a redneck cowboy comes riding into town on his horse with his dog following. He tied the horse and dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer. About 20 minutes later a policeman comes into the bar and asks who owns the dog tied under the tree. The redneck cowboy said that it was his. The policeman said, "Your dog seems to be in heat." The redneck cowboy replies, "No way dog's in heat, he's cool cause I got'im tied under the shade of the tree." The policeman says, "No! you don't understand; your dog needs to be bred." No way", the redneck cowboys says, "dog don't need bread, he's not hungry, cause I fed him beef jerky this mornin". Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; "NO! you don't seem to understand, your dog wants to have sex!" The redneck cowboy looks at him and says, "Go ahead. I always wanted a police dog!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Chicken Ticketed for Crossing the Road May 9, 2005 RIDGECREST, Calif. - Linc and Helena Moore may have finally learned the answer to that age-old question: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken doesn't know jaywalking is illegal. Kern County Sheriff's Deputy J. Nicholson does know, however. The deputy issued a ticket on March 26 to one of the couple's chickens for impeding traffic on a road in Johannesburg, a rural mining community southeast of Ridgecrest. The Moores arrived in Superior Court on Friday to plead not guilty to their chicken's alleged transgression. A trial was scheduled for May 16. Nicholson has declined to discuss the matter, but sheriff's Sgt. Francis Moore said chickens on the roadway have been a problem in the community of 50 residents. Officials didn't believe it could be resolved by simply issuing the couple a warning. "Sometimes you have to let people talk to the judge," Moore said. The chicken's owners say they believe they were cited because they were among several people who complained that sheriff's deputies haven't done enough to control off-road vehicle riders who damage roads and create dust and noise in their neighborhood. Sheriff's officials say that isn't so, adding they are doing what they can to keep off-roaders away from the area's homes. "The chicken thing has nothing to do with the motorcycle thing," Moore said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted May 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I have two openings to my Easthaven game now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted May 21, 2005 Report Share Posted May 21, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I have two openings to my Easthaven game now. Who dropped? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kawaii gin neko Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER *sings* my name iiiis: shakzula, the mic rulah, the old schoolah, you wanna drink? i bring it to ya! frylock and i'm on top! rock you like a cop, meatwad you up next, work it out now... meatwad make da money, see? meatwad get da honeys, g. drivin' in my cah, livin' like a staah, ice on my fingers and my toes and i'm a taurus... XD aqua teens! woo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Bibbidy babbidy boo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Have a broomstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Have a broomstick. Or a bedknob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER But would you really want a nobby bed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted May 22, 2005 Report Share Posted May 22, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER But would you really want a nobby bed? Only if they vibrate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER My sister graduated with a class of 166. There were 95 children born to that class this year. Considering it's a military school, I'm thinkin' they know something we don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER My sister graduated with a class of 166. There were 95 children born to that class this year. Considering it's a military school, I'm thinkin' they know something we don't. Or they don't know something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Or they don't know something... What, like birth control? No; they're all doctors now. They know ALLLLL about that. Ninety-five babies born to a class of 166 people. MAN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted May 23, 2005 Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER What, like birth control? No; they're all doctors now. They know ALLLLL about that. Ninety-five babies born to a class of 166 people. MAN! BWA HA HA HA HA. sorry. If they were 95 planned births, then you might have something. Probably something to do more with military than medical I'm thinking if we're going to be pulling theories out of the air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted May 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Or maybe the anatomy class was a little too hands on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER This new digital camera is amazing. There's nothing quite quite as impressive as seeing a crystal clear 20"x30" pic of your furry hamsters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER This new digital camera is amazing. There's nothing quite quite as impressive as seeing a crystal clear 20"x30" pic of your furry hamsters. You never did say what kind of camera you got. Or if you did, I missed it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER You never did say what kind of camera you got. Or if you did' date=' I missed it...[/quote'] Some Kodak 6.1 Megapixel thingy. It's at home, so I don't know the model number. Edit: This guy. http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=6348678&type=product&id=1076628352283 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Some Kodak 6.1 Megapixel thingy. It's at home' date=' so I don't know the model number. [/quote'] Cool. Photography being a minor hobby of mine I was just curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER This new digital camera is amazing. There's nothing quite quite as impressive as seeing a crystal clear 20"x30" pic of your furry hamsters. You have hamsters? I've found pictures of rodents don't generally come out that well. Unless hamsters' eyes don't reflect the light the same way gerbils' do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted May 24, 2005 Report Share Posted May 24, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I believe he was referring to the other "furry hamsters"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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