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I just saw the preview for SWIII. Looks interesting, but I'll probably pass. Also saw the preview for Herbie.

The film I saw: Hitchhikers Guide. I liked it. Not great, but amusing. I did like that the Marvin Android from the TV series made an appearance.

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Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren't

 

I need to whip it out by 5.

 

Mind if I use your laptop?

 

Just stick it in my box.

 

If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

 

I want it on my desk, NOW!!!

 

Hmmmm...I think it's out of fluid!

 

My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.

 

It's an entry-level position.

 

When do you think you'll be getting off today?

 

It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!

 

Have you checked your hard disk for viruses?

 

I've increased my RAM for more power.

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<>TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday, you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Gus, why do you always get so dirty?

GUS: 'Cause I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE: I is...

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,

but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's.

Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people

are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher.

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A client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to my

veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. As the

look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their

box, I realized it would be difficult to tell the treated

ones from the rest. I turned on the water faucet, wet my

fingers, and moistened each dog's head when I had finished.

 

After the fourth puppy, I noticed my hitherto talkative

client had grown silent. As I sprinkled the last pup's head,

the woman leaned forward and whispered, "I didn't know they

had to be baptized."

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Well, this is a great birthday I'm having...

 

I'm at work dealing with f$%^ spyware/viruses that infected our servers. Our servers!! That isn't supposed to happen. I want to take every virus/spyware writer and repay their kindness... Grrr.... Anyway, I'll be offline for a while.

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Hey, I spent my last birthday flying to a crappy neighborhood in L.A. on 24 hours notice to cover an emergency Trusted Solaris install for a coworker who was out due to injury. So... it's never so bad that it can't get worse.

 

Happy birthday, man.

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Well, this is a great birthday I'm having...

 

I'm at work dealing with f$%^ spyware/viruses that infected our servers. Our servers!! That isn't supposed to happen. I want to take every virus/spyware writer and repay their kindness... Grrr.... Anyway, I'll be offline for a while.

Well, happy birthday. Er . . .

 

At least the Easthaven drama should've blown over by the time you get back. That's something, right?

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Well, this is a great birthday I'm having...

 

I'm at work dealing with f$%^ spyware/viruses that infected our servers. Our servers!! That isn't supposed to happen. I want to take every virus/spyware writer and repay their kindness... Grrr.... Anyway, I'll be offline for a while.

Happy Birthday, may it resolve entirely and well before you go home and hope you then catch some contentment at least in the evening.

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Thanks for the well wishes everyone (and the birthday rep Alice :D), it looks like we are getting a handle on it finally. We're talking to Symantec and will be sending them some things to analyze. At least it looks like I'll be going home at a decent hour tonight. Well, back to work...

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Thanks for the well wishes everyone (and the birthday rep Alice :D)' date=' it looks like we are getting a handle on it finally. We're talking to Symantec and will be sending them some things to analyze. At least it looks like I'll be going home at a decent hour tonight. Well, back to work...[/quote']

But of course. Everybody I know gets birthday rep, especially the ones I like and who I've forgotten to rep recently. ^ v ^

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