AliceTheOwl Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I got him for you, hon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Dr. Anomaly again. Somehow, it looks cooler to me than Star Wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 11, 2005 Report Share Posted June 11, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Somehow' date=' it looks cooler to me than Star Wars.[/quote'] you hav met your match 'obi-wan squirelley' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted June 12, 2005 Report Share Posted June 12, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I just saw the preview for SWIII. Looks interesting, but I'll probably pass. Also saw the preview for Herbie. The film I saw: Hitchhikers Guide. I liked it. Not great, but amusing. I did like that the Marvin Android from the TV series made an appearance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I have Knights of the Old Republic II and GTA: San Andreas at my house, and I'm not sure which one to play first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted June 14, 2005 Report Share Posted June 14, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER I have Knights of the Old Republic II and GTA: San Andreas at my house' date=' and I'm not sure which one to play first.[/quote'] GTA: San Andreas sounds more interesting, to me. But then, that's only because it has brand recognition going for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER 716 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bazza Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren't I need to whip it out by 5. Mind if I use your laptop? Just stick it in my box. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! I want it on my desk, NOW!!! Hmmmm...I think it's out of fluid! My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish. It's an entry-level position. When do you think you'll be getting off today? It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there! Have you checked your hard disk for viruses? I've increased my RAM for more power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER <>TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. ------------- TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank? FRANK: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ---------- TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ----------- TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ----------- TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday, you said it's H to O. ----------- TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! ----------- TEACHER: Gus, why do you always get so dirty? GUS: 'Cause I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ---------- TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ---------- TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. --------- TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ---------- TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. death tribble 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER A client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, I realized it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. I turned on the water faucet, wet my fingers, and moistened each dog's head when I had finished. After the fourth puppy, I noticed my hitherto talkative client had grown silent. As I sprinkled the last pup's head, the woman leaned forward and whispered, "I didn't know they had to be baptized." Super Squirrel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Some days I wish all advertising would be banned. At least one day a year would be great. Super Squirrel 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Irrational insanity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted June 15, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Some days I wish all advertising would be banned. At least one day a year would be great. Does that include product placement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER no. Mostly product placement is harmless as long as it is "background", especially in movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egyptoid Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER let's all chip in a dollar to get MIGHTYBEC to change back his flippin avatar. I want to hurl each time I view the new one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Be careful what you wish for...it's Mightybec, it could be worse, even! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Well, this is a great birthday I'm having... I'm at work dealing with f$%^ spyware/viruses that infected our servers. Our servers!! That isn't supposed to happen. I want to take every virus/spyware writer and repay their kindness... Grrr.... Anyway, I'll be offline for a while. Bazza and AliceTheOwl 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Hey, I spent my last birthday flying to a crappy neighborhood in L.A. on 24 hours notice to cover an emergency Trusted Solaris install for a coworker who was out due to injury. So... it's never so bad that it can't get worse. Happy birthday, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Well, this is a great birthday I'm having... I'm at work dealing with f$%^ spyware/viruses that infected our servers. Our servers!! That isn't supposed to happen. I want to take every virus/spyware writer and repay their kindness... Grrr.... Anyway, I'll be offline for a while. Well, happy birthday. Er . . . At least the Easthaven drama should've blown over by the time you get back. That's something, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Well, this is a great birthday I'm having... I'm at work dealing with f$%^ spyware/viruses that infected our servers. Our servers!! That isn't supposed to happen. I want to take every virus/spyware writer and repay their kindness... Grrr.... Anyway, I'll be offline for a while. Happy Birthday, may it resolve entirely and well before you go home and hope you then catch some contentment at least in the evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPMiller Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Thanks for the well wishes everyone (and the birthday rep Alice ), it looks like we are getting a handle on it finally. We're talking to Symantec and will be sending them some things to analyze. At least it looks like I'll be going home at a decent hour tonight. Well, back to work... lemming and Super Squirrel 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted June 15, 2005 Report Share Posted June 15, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Thanks for the well wishes everyone (and the birthday rep Alice )' date=' it looks like we are getting a handle on it finally. We're talking to Symantec and will be sending them some things to analyze. At least it looks like I'll be going home at a decent hour tonight. Well, back to work...[/quote'] But of course. Everybody I know gets birthday rep, especially the ones I like and who I've forgotten to rep recently. ^ v ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER Be careful what you wish for...it's Mightybec' date=' it could be worse, even![/quote'] He must be new here. I havn't even brought out Exploding Abe or Mentos Jesus yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archermoo Posted June 16, 2005 Report Share Posted June 16, 2005 Re: Longest Running Thread EVER This waiting to find out if I'm going to be staying in Denver or moving to Sacramento is really starting to get to me. I understand why it is taking so long, but that doesn't stop it from being frustrating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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